Trumpton, Camberwick Green and Chigley the original treble which was your favourite?

PinkFinal said:
Time flies by when you’re a driver of a train
Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine
I get high when I’m the pilot of a plane
Touching down in Camberwick I’m stoned out of my brain

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination
Careful with that spliff Eugene, it causes condensation

Every Saturday I get the Chigley skins
And they always smash my windows ‘cos the home side always wins
Yeah, time flies by when you’re a driver of a train
Gonna get me syringes out and crank up once again

Under bridges over bridges to our destination
Careful with that spliff Eugene it causes condensation
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Unemployment's rising in the Chigley end of town
And it's spreading like pneumonia
Doesn't look like going down
There's trouble at the fire station, someone's had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme to get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with CS gas
They're gonna be out late
We've had "Can't conformism" since 1966
And now subversion's in the air in the shape of flying bricks, shh
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they'd better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
'Cause there's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
All this aristocracy has really got to stop
We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp
And Chippy Minton's Socialists could storm the Market Square
And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor
Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails, they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military coup
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they'd better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
'Cause there's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
Oh, someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they'd better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
'Cause there's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
 
Here comes the policeman
Big friendly policeman
PC McGarry number 451

Or Doctor Spock
If you're feeling sickly
Please call him quickly
He can cure all ills
With his pale pink medicine and sugar coated pills.

It's a tie between Trumpton and Camberwick Green
 
Blue Mist said:
Here comes the policeman
Big friendly policeman
PC McGarry number 451

Or Doctor Spock
If you're feeling sickly
Please call him quickly
He can cure all ills
With his pale pink medicine and sugar coated pills.

It's a tie between Trumpton and Camberwick Green
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451 and Spock?
452 and Mopp, shirley?
 
lefty goldblatt said:
451 and Spock?
452 and Mopp, shirley?
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Yes you are right. I thank you for correcting me. In my defence it was 60 years ago :-)
In fact, I seem to recall someone else corrected me a few years ago on here about PC McGarry. and I forgot again.
 
Some (most) of you are currently getting pissed at someone's New Year Party.
Me, I'm on Wiki reading about Trumpton. Apparently the copper in Trumpton was P.C. Potter.
P.C. McGarry was the cop in Camberwick Green which is only 2 miles away.
Research research research. It makes all the difference.
 
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