Tulisa from N-dubz

[matt99is]

 

[jimharri]

Would that be the dog one?

Nope. What do you call a woman with 2 cunts? Tulisa!

Similar, what do you call a dog with two dicks? N Dubz

Nasty!

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

I would. Then I'd get myself straight down the GUM clinic for a good swabbing.

 

[MATCITY]

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I think she is beautiful.

On the outside.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

If I sold 100 quids worth of weed a week, lived in Brixton and called myself 'Nappy Man' then yeah maybe I'd want a pop but in a world in which Natalie Portman exists, this woman really isn't needed.

 

[Anonymous]

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[TheMightyQuinn]

A little class wouldn't hurt her.

 

[MATCITY]

If I sold 100 quids worth of weed a week, lived in Brixton and called myself 'Nappy Man' then yeah maybe I'd want a pop but in a world in which Natalie Portman exists, this woman really isn't needed.

you may have a point

but still

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

If I sold 100 quids worth of weed a week, lived in Brixton and called myself 'Nappy Man' then yeah maybe I'd want a pop but in a world in which Natalie Portman exists, this woman really isn't needed.

you may have a point

but still

I see women like her out of N Dubz on a daily basis, short skirts, orange skin, loud mouths, foul fucking mouths, usually carry at least 3 std's at any 1 time.

I've never seen a face like Portman's on my way for some Rizla as she's a genuine, one of a kind beauty and not some skank.

I'm not exactly Johnny Depp but pretty sure I could have 100 of her out of N Dubz if I wanted. Not quite so confident of ever seeing a Portman let alone pulling 1!