Tulisa

Lucky Toma said:
A perfectly ordinary woman with nothing remotely of interest about her.

Quite how she's become famous baffles me.

She isn't attractive - which unfortunately seems to be a prerequisite these days for fame - and I can truthfully say if she approached me in a bar I'd probably turn her down. She's got blokey sharp features she presumably inherited from her dad. In fact I bet she's an absolute spit of him.

She was in a joke of a 'band' where she was even less interesting than that human Zig and Zag dick Dappy and its quite evident that she possesses no particular musical talent.

Everything about her is dull, from her work to her life to her looks.

So err why is she famous again?

It actually transpires that she is really quite a good singer
 
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Lucky Toma said:
A perfectly ordinary woman with nothing remotely of interest about her.

Quite how she's become famous baffles me.

She isn't attractive - which unfortunately seems to be a prerequisite these days for fame - and I can truthfully say if she approached me in a bar I'd probably turn her down. She's got blokey sharp features she presumably inherited from her dad. In fact I bet she's an absolute spit of him.

She was in a joke of a 'band' where she was even less interesting than that human Zig and Zag dick Dappy and its quite evident that she possesses no particular musical talent.

Everything about her is dull, from her work to her life to her looks.

So err why is she famous again?

It actually transpires that she is really quite a good singer


no, she really isnt
 
Markt85 said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Lucky Toma said:
A perfectly ordinary woman with nothing remotely of interest about her.

Quite how she's become famous baffles me.

She isn't attractive - which unfortunately seems to be a prerequisite these days for fame - and I can truthfully say if she approached me in a bar I'd probably turn her down. She's got blokey sharp features she presumably inherited from her dad. In fact I bet she's an absolute spit of him.

She was in a joke of a 'band' where she was even less interesting than that human Zig and Zag dick Dappy and its quite evident that she possesses no particular musical talent.

Everything about her is dull, from her work to her life to her looks.

So err why is she famous again?

It actually transpires that she is really quite a good singer


no, she really isnt

I really dont care what you think
 
Lucky Toma said:
A perfectly ordinary woman with nothing remotely of interest about her.

Quite how she's become famous baffles me.

She isn't attractive - which unfortunately seems to be a prerequisite these days for fame - and I can truthfully say if she approached me in a bar I'd probably turn her down. She's got blokey sharp features she presumably inherited from her dad. In fact I bet she's an absolute spit of him.

She was in a joke of a 'band' where she was even less interesting than that human Zig and Zag dick Dappy and its quite evident that she possesses no particular musical talent.

Everything about her is dull, from her work to her life to her looks.

So err why is she famous again?

Spot on.

She's a vapid waste of ****.

The kind of girl who the whole estate have had a go on yet few ever went back for a 2nd helping.
 
johnny on the spot said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
She's a vapid waste of ****.

Outstanding.

I was quite proud of that one spilling out of me. Most of my insults are generic and over used but on this occasion I think I've managed to distil the subject quite perfectly.

Just those 3 words - Vapid - Waste - ****, they go together.

And they told me that English Literature wasn't a practical degree to have!
 

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