Tv Shows that just won't work.

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The Phal Guy.
Watch in hysterics as Lee Majors accidentally eats a bowl of lethal curry whilst filming, and is reduced to tears as he shits out his lower intestine.

 

[Chris in London]

University Challenge

Four undergraduates from Keble College, Oxford are transported naked to a branch of Abercrombie and Fitch and given the task of STILL managing to dress like presenters of Open University programmes made in 1974

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

A Very Peculiar Practice.
Revealing fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring a day in the life of popular local GP Harold Shipman and his novel ideas for reducing NHS waiting lists and freeing up bus shelters in Tameside.

-- Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:26 am --

Not Going Out - hilarious sitcom from the Fritzls

Not Going Out 2.
The sidesplitting sequel in which a busload of chronic agoraphobics are driven out to Bodmin Moor and abandoned in the middle of winter.

Not Going Out 4.

A bunch of Trisphobiac agoraphobics partake in the final series of the trilogy with a spooky trip to Saddleworth Moor.

 

[Chris in London]

A Very Peculiar Practice.
Revealing fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring a day in the life of popular local GP Harold Shipman and his novel ideas for reducing NHS waiting lists and freeing up bus shelters in Tameside.

-- Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:26 am --

Not Going Out - hilarious sitcom from the Fritzls

Not Going Out 2.
The sidesplitting sequel in which a busload of chronic agoraphobics are driven out to Bodmin Moor and abandoned in the middle of winter.

Not Going Out 4.

A bunch of Trisphobiac agoraphobics partake in the final series of the trilogy with a spooky trip to Saddleworth Moor.

Not Going Out 3

The fourth part in the popular trilogy

 

[The Flash]

House Of Cards - An in-depth investigation into the financing of MUFC.

Supergran - fly-on-the wall documentary following Wayne Rooney around the nursing homes of Cheshire looking for his next conquest.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Jeffrey Dahmer presents Ready, Steady, Cook - a sympathetic and revealing study of just how misunderstood cannibalism is by mainstream society.
Recipes available on Ceefax.

 

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All Starr Mr & Mr, starring Ringo Starr and Freddy Starr

 

[The Flash]

Don't Tell The Bride - We follow several 12 year old girls on a surprise trip to Pakistan.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The Wrong Trousers.
One of the passengers aboard this mid-Atlantic flight has a kilo of semtex in his pants.
Can our carefully selected panel of incredibly stupid members of the public deduce just who the homicidal killer is before he detonates himself?
Guaranteed to become a firm family favourite.
Especially if your family are called Bin Laden.<br /><br />-- Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:02 am --<br /><br />The Scissor Sisters.
Hilarious docu-drama about female circumcision.

 

[waterloo blue]

Judge Judy-Judy Finnigan is forced to enter Miss Nude World,to pay for Richards shoplifting sprees.
Will she win?,you be the judge.
Father Ted?,Sophie Wessex tells the kids who their real father is,as daddy takes it up the dirt track.
Kick Off,live every Friday and Saturday night from the taxi rank in Piccadilly.
The Good old Days-Rags going on ad infinitum about how Moyes has ruined the club and longing for Fergies return.
Father dear Father,Fred West,Gerry McAnn,Josef Fritzl,Ariel Castro,compete in the grand finale of father of the millennium.