Tv Shows that just won't work.

Taxi! - Docu-drama about South African taxi drivers murdering tourists. Narrated by Shrien Dewani.
 
"Miscarry on camping"

Like im a celebrity. 12 6month pregnant women are put into the jungle, made to do assault courses, drink nothing but beer and eat raw shellfish. The woman who leaves with junior still intact wins a 3 month supply of Sma milk
 
Cannon and ball run. Our 2 favourite comedians are put in a cage with a slab of tender cut steak strapped to their backs. Lions then enter the cage and the two of them have to avoid their clutches for 2 minutes before the cage door reopens allowing one of them to escape. The loser gets torn limb from limb whilst the winner gets a carriage clock.
Although this could only stretch to one episode, I think we can agree that's more than enough..
 
"Cleft at the alter"

A camera crew follows 3 cleft palate sufferers for 2 years where they meet the person of their dreams, fall in love, get their confidence back and start to love themselves only for it to be revealed on their wedding day, under a stream of confetti and laughter , that their "partner" was an actor all along.
 
Joey

Contestants are asked to give there best idiot impression in the style of the late great Joey Deacon [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZF0DJRQo_Y[/youtube]

the audience are then asked to vote and the winner is given there own wheel chair and life time supply of mashed banana.
 
CTID1988 said:
"Miscarry on camping"

Like im a celebrity. 12 6month pregnant women are put into the jungle, made to do assault courses, drink nothing but beer and eat raw shellfish. The woman who leaves with junior still intact wins a 3 month supply of Sma milk


Fuck off Corky1999 for this is the best one so far.
 
Deacon Blue - Joey Deacon is given the bad news that his shoe will not be recovered from the River Thames.
 

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