Two Parades - a poem

[Any1aBlue]

Bank Holiday in Manchester, the usual pouring rain,
The rags they held their big parade, guess what? Nobody came.

"We are the biggest in the world" is what they always claim.
So why was it on your big day that still nobody came?

"They'll come by car, by coach on foot,
By aeroplane and train."
But when the chips were down, guess what?
That's right. Nobody came.

Shown up twice at Wembley, by the blues and men. from Spain.
And so the plastics stayed in bed to dream away their pain.

"We still had more than City" was a sad Red Cafe lie,
But the camera never lies, you twats, we saw it live on Sky

The BBC, the GMP, they didn't make things up,
They said the streets were far more packed when we showed off the cup.

So take your lies and shove em where the sun won't shine again,
It was the day of your parade, ha ha - nobody came.

So hail this day forever for it proved this to be true.
Trafford is for tourist clowns, but
MANCHESTER IS BLUE

Can you put this on their site, facebook etc?

 

[travelman]

Excellent poem on top of a great video emailed all of my rag mates sick to death of hearing about wait untill we have our parade. You could not make it up after that sad rag posted his video on you tube trying to put down our parade then showed there parade of 99, I bet he is under a rock well hidden now.

 

[bannblue]

well done mate, great poem.

 

[lanzablue]

Bank Holiday in Manchester, the usual pouring rain,
The rags they held their big parade, guess what? Nobody came.

"We are the biggest in the world" is what they always claim.
So why was it on your big day that still nobody came?

"They'll come by car, by coach on foot,
By aeroplane and train."
But when the chips were down, guess what?
That's right. Nobody came.

Shown up twice at Wembley, by the blues and men. from Spain.
And so the plastics stayed in bed to dream away their pain.

"We still had more than City" was a sad Red Cafe lie,
But the camera never lies, you twats, we saw it live on Sky



The BBC, the GMP, they didn't make things up,
They said the streets were far more packed when we showed off the cup.

So take your lies and shove em where the sun won't shine again,
It was the day of your parade, ha ha - nobody came.

So hail this day forever for it proved this to be true.
Trafford is for tourist clowns, but
MANCHESTER IS BLUE

Absolute top quality.
I commend you.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

When these "Post of the Year" things come up, make sure we all remember this OP.

 

[feed the goat 28]

On the Daily Mirror website saying only 25,OOO turned up for the biggest club in the world,hahaha.If you want to see it, go to mancitynews.com and click on see manchester united parade in lego..but was the turnout a washout link.

 

[FuZzY]

Very good!! Well done!

I've copied and pasted it for my Rag work mate.

 

[queezyfish]

I'm shocked... it actually had consistent foot meter and rhyme scheme. bravo sir, you should have a word with everyone who posts their arrhythmic songs here

 

[ALL OUR LIVES]

bravo...........................bravo

 

[tonea2003]

i doff my cap sir, superb