U.S. Police

[jollycity]

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[mancitygaz]

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Ahhhh got ya

 

[Judge Roughneck]

That's fook all, my mate was shopping in Tescos, as he was passing the fruit counter a bottle of Domestos fell out of his trolley and burst on the floor covering the fruit in the hopper.






He was arrested for.....















Bleach of the peach!

 

[TCIB]

On what charge?

Possession of a firearm!!!!

BOOM BOOM

lol muthaf...

/me tips hat

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

A good joke that.

 

[stonerblue]

I once got pulled by the Chips.

 

[jimharri]

Ha. Don't worry. I'll be giving it a whirl with my mates tomorrow

Not sure I'd bother if I were you!

I once got pulled by the Chips.

Is that a variation of the old ''I got caught by the fuzz'' chestnut then?

That's terrible , surely he's going to appeal ,

Let me know how it goes
Fucking police

Put these letters in the correct order;
I, C, K, A, L, R and E!

 

[stonerblue]

Ha. Don't worry. I'll be giving it a whirl with my mates tomorrow

Not sure I'd bother if I were you!

I once got pulled by the Chips.

Is that a variation of the old ''I got caught by the fuzz'' chestnut then?

That's terrible , surely he's going to appeal ,

Let me know how it goes
Fucking police

Put these letters in the correct order;
I, C, K, A, L, R and E!

A double entendre.
Me and the mrs were driving from the border and a motorbike cop pulled me over for speeding and because my mrs was smoking and she didn't look old enough. I had a bit of a row on the hard shoulder until i remembered what i'd stashed in the boot.

And with a bit of luck, i'm about to get 'pulled by the chips' off the wife in a minute.

 

[Juan King]

That's nothing my mate went out in his paper suit & got arrested for rustling.

 

[stonerblue]

That's nothing my mate went out in his paper suit & got arrested for rustling.

TAXI...!