UAE Mars mission - City looking for new CFG member

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Spacewashing

 

[Magicpole]

I've applied to lead the mission. My suggested experiment to smother it in batter and deep fry it, I'm.sure will see me installed as the glorious leader of the mission.

Captain Magic Mars, at your service.

 

[hilts]

Fuck all there complete waste of time plus the services half way there are well expensive. They don't even have a McDonald's, arcade or a black leather chair that vibrates.

Inter Galatic breakfast my arse.

 

[Pell]

Is this where the 39th La Liga game will be?

Hopefully they leave Tebas up there.

 

[1.618034]

Delayed due to bad weather.

 

[cleavers]

Delayed due to most UAE officials weather still too busy celebrating.

 

[Akai]

Confirmed it will take place tonight.

 

[flyer]

Glad they put 'not to scale' on that diagram

 

[cleavers]

UAE successfully launches mission to Mars.

 

[cleavers]

@Marvin hope you don't mind the thread title edit ?