A journalism degree? Based on what I’m seeing, that must be the easiest degree in history...
Journalism degree final Exam paper...
Q1 (20 marks)
Name, Surname
Q2 (20 marks)
You need to write a story that will be read by fans of football clubs that play in red. You don’t actually have any knowledge to write it. Do you...
A) Make it up as long as the red teams supporters like what it’s saying.
B) As per answer A, but pretending you have sources.
C) object to the editor and refuse to write it, as you’re a professional journalist.
Q3 (20 marks...ps, no wrong answer here)
If you were stupid enough to answer C in Q2, how long do you think your career in journalism would last?
A) would be over as soon as I left the editors’ office.
B) would be over as soon as the words ‘object’ left my lips.
C) would effectively be over as soon as the thought to object entered my head.
Q4 (20 Marks)
You hear from a reliable source that Manchester City have done something praiseworthy. Do you...
A) write a piece covering the story and quoting your reliable source.
B) Assume your reliable sources emails have been hacked, and ignore it.
C) Assume your reliable source is actually a plant from Abu Dhabi, and write a 5 week expose about Abu Dhabi bribing their way to the top.
Q5 (20 Marks)
A Manchester United youth team player scores a goal. Do you...
A) - do nothing until they’ve proven worthy of special praise for an extended period of good games.
B) - Write with effusive praise about the United academy and suggest this might be another excellent product from the production line
C) - Sanction a 5 episode documentary on the greatest wonder-kid of all time, who plays for the worlds greatest club, and spend at least 30 minutes showing every camera angle in slow motion of their goal.