nmc
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The wife going down with laryngitis.
TCIB said:I could tell you a few things about full size cucumbers let me tell ya, this being a family site and all though... :p
Looking on next doors gardens with disdain and amazement at how they could let it get like that.
Poor kid can't play in the garden due to the fat fuckers to busy frying shit 24/7 and it is full of old mattresses and very overgrown weeds.
I should not gain pleasure in that but i do because it gives me good contrast as to the work i have put into ours and work i have.
So the tl;dr is schadenfreude with is a well rated pleasure rendering my entire post useless, fuck off you cunts :D
nmc said:The wife going down with lary ngitis.
Eat more cheese just before you go to bed.TangerineSteve17 said:Those ever uncommon moments when you're asleep, dreaming, and for what ever reason, something gives the game away. You find yourself knowing that you are dreaming. You can play out all your fantasies on whoever you like and the sex feels more real than if you're doing it in reality. Yes sometimes the girl of choice won't play ball, but it's your dream and you just think up another one.
I'm due one of these.
Blue Is the Opposite of Blue said:The moment when it finally dribbles out down the side of your face.That is an underrated pleasure in life.