underrated pleasures in life

I could tell you a few things about full size cucumbers let me tell ya, this being a family site and all though... :p

Looking on next doors gardens with disdain and amazement at how they could let it get like that.
Poor kid can't play in the garden due to the fat fuckers to busy frying shit 24/7 and it is full of old mattresses and very overgrown weeds.
I should not gain pleasure in that but i do because it gives me good contrast as to the work i have put into ours and work i have.

So the tl;dr is schadenfreude with is a well rated pleasure rendering my entire post useless, fuck off you cunts :D
 
A hot bath then bed with clean sheets.
One of lifes true pleasures that costs relatively little.
Anyone that was ever in Strangeways pre riot will tell you
if shower day coincided with clean sheet day then you were on top of the world.....or
so my mate tells me.
 
TCIB said:
I could tell you a few things about full size cucumbers let me tell ya, this being a family site and all though... :p

Looking on next doors gardens with disdain and amazement at how they could let it get like that.
Poor kid can't play in the garden due to the fat fuckers to busy frying shit 24/7 and it is full of old mattresses and very overgrown weeds.
I should not gain pleasure in that but i do because it gives me good contrast as to the work i have put into ours and work i have.

So the tl;dr is schadenfreude with is a well rated pleasure rendering my entire post useless, fuck off you cunts :D

set fire to the dirty cunts mattress
 
A can of ice cold bow. Simple. Effective. Just what everyone needs.
 
Those ever uncommon moments when you're asleep, dreaming, and for what ever reason, something gives the game away. You find yourself knowing that you are dreaming. You can play out all your fantasies on whoever you like and the sex feels more real than if you're doing it in reality. Yes sometimes the girl of choice won't play ball, but it's your dream and you just think up another one.

I'm due one of these.
 
TangerineSteve17 said:
Those ever uncommon moments when you're asleep, dreaming, and for what ever reason, something gives the game away. You find yourself knowing that you are dreaming. You can play out all your fantasies on whoever you like and the sex feels more real than if you're doing it in reality. Yes sometimes the girl of choice won't play ball, but it's your dream and you just think up another one.

I'm due one of these.
Eat more cheese just before you go to bed.
 

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