Love this one. It could catch on.
Edit: I've just been on my jollies, 10 days in menorca. Lovely place. Met lots of different people out there. Got talking with lots of different fans. Lads from Leicester, arsenal, palace, Sheffield, Peterborough. We all had the banter and a few estrellas and chewed the fat over football. Then there he was. The sole rag on the complex. Walked past me and said "you got a bit of shit on your shirt mate.".
I shall say no more.
Says it all - "their fans are all pricks"