United 2016/17

[cucumberman]

It's very hard to judge based on one game, but all I took from the United game was that Bournemouth are complete relegation fodder this year.

For an opening game at home that's got to be one of the worst performances I've ever seen.

They did have the second poorest home record last season.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

All the rags who've never set foot in the swamp telling the world they'd have filled the away section I presume?

It's a good laugh reading red cafe. The take the piss out of the Manchester accent when they call us Citeh, ill take a guess that only 75% of that forum have never set foot in Manchester, yet alone old Trafford. Ive never got the arguement of the whole empty seats thing either, a poster on the city thread on red cafe has just brought it up and what that poster said was spot on. Cant remember it all but it's funny reading the replies to it.

 

[It just had to be BLUE.]

On fb on the manchester city v manchester united banter page. .

They are actually putting pictures up of 30 City fans in the away end saying that's all we took, when it's obviously not true..

The BULLSHITTER they will be known as from this day forth...

 

[maccadon]

On fb on the manchester city v manchester united banter page. .

They are actually putting pictures up of 30 City fans in the away end saying that's all we took, when it's obviously not true..

The BULLSHITTER they will be known as from this day forth...

7th word onwards.they wouldn't know banter unless medya said they were buying him.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Exactly what I told a rag this morning.
He was rambling about the penalty misses,nothing else,couldn't even say we played well,just kept going on about the pens.
Told him his problem was that he watched us last night and realised we still got a few to come in,and he's worried.
He just walked off,not seen him since.

The ****.

I went in the local plumbers merchants today in Brighton (well I am a plumber) and its full of rags behind the counter, some are actually OK but one whos never been piped up with " Aguero the wanker cant even score a fookin pen " to which I replied.." we had 5 shots on target, missed two pens and scored a goal all within the 26 mins it took you lot to have your first shot on target against the mighty Bournemoooth last week"..

Job done.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

It's a good laugh reading red cafe. The take the piss out of the Manchester accent when they call us Citeh, ill take a guess that only 75% of that forum have never set foot in Manchester, yet alone old Trafford. Ive never got the arguement of the whole empty seats thing either, a poster on the city thread on red cafe has just brought it up and what that poster said was spot on. Cant remember it all but it's funny reading the replies to it.

I had a glance at the thread they had on last nights match. They tuned in hoping we would come up against a potential banana skin. When they realised it was turning into a massacre they had to go in default setting and count seats.

I do love the mocking of the Manchester accent they come out with, the whole Stockport thing to. Do they realise it's junction one on the m60?

They really hope that Pep's tinkering will fail, they don't realise that a team that has constantly finished above them in recent times and topped the goal scoring charts season after season now has someone who is actually organising and drilling the players to improve.

All the while they wank themselves silly thinking the good times are back, as they hired someone who nearly got Chelsea relegated last season. Not to mention the 100 mill plus on someone who wasn't good enough 4 years ago.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

On fb on the manchester city v manchester united banter page. .

They are actually putting pictures up of 30 City fans in the away end saying that's all we took, when it's obviously not true..

The BULLSHITTER they will be known as from this day forth...

One rag sent me that on facebook, shut him up (I've had no reply since) when I pointed out it was still more than the rags turned out for a parade the other year.....

 

[manimanc]

I have a confession to make. This may or may not come as a shock to some of you. Here goes. Every story I've told about meeting rags, having rag mates and having general contact with them is bollocks. I made it all up. Complete fantasy. And I sit here in the secure unit at Fairfield hospital in my city pyjamas I wonder why I did it. To look hard? Maybe! To make us look like 10 men when in fact we're all shrinking violets? Possibly! The doctor told me that these conversations I've been having with these rags, or with myself for want of a better word, have been caused by continual jealousy, hatred and bitterness of all things utd. So to clarify I have had no contact with any utd fans, I haven't really got friends who support utd and they don't exist.
.......
And 3-2-1 and you're back in the room.

 

[malg]

I have a confession to make. This may or may not come as a shock to some of you. Here goes. Every story I've told about meeting rags, having rag mates and having general contact with them is bollocks. I made it all up. Complete fantasy. And I sit here in the secure unit at Fairfield hospital in my city pyjamas I wonder why I did it. To look hard? Maybe! To make us look like 10 men when in fact we're all shrinking violets? Possibly! The doctor told me that these conversations I've been having with these rags, or with myself for want of a better word, have been caused by continual jealousy, hatred and bitterness of all things utd. So to clarify I have had no contact with any utd fans, I haven't really got friends who support utd and they don't exist.
.......
And 3-2-1 and you're back in the room.

 

[laserblue]

I do love the mocking of the Manchester accent they come out with, the whole Stockport thing to. Do they realise it's junction one on the m60?

The real irony is that it was announced some years ago that the most common postcode for a rag season ticket holder was SK3.