United 2016/17

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His football is shit
Their fans are all pricks
Jose and United are a perfect fit

DeGea is thick
And Zlatans a prick
Jose and United are a perfect fit

Rooney's too fat
And pogba's a twat
Jose and United we're not avin that
Cos his football is shit
Their fans are all pricks
Jose anJose and United are a perfect fit
 
philiph20 said:
I bet he didn't mention the attendance for Norman Whiteside's testimonial in 1992 which was smaller than Joe's...7500 ish. Just another easy option taking coward like most of the sub human slime.
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Not that I saw, he was claiming Corrigan's was 3k, and then compared it to various others like Charlton.
He appears to be a very angry person!
 
On a tram in north Manchester last week. Bloke to one of his mates 'so, what team do you follow?' 'I used to follow Man U, not so much these days. The other day were trying to work out how much we've spent over the years watchin the reds.....in pubs!'. That's him 'following' the dwads.
 
Moggzy said:
His football is shit
Their fans are all pricks
Jose and United are a perfect fit

DeGea is thick
And Zlatans a tit
Jose and United are a perfect fit

Rooney's too fat
And pogba's a twat
Jose and United we're not avin that
Cos his football is shit
Their fans are all pricks
Jose anJose and United are a perfect fit
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ive changed the zlatan line, but apart from that its brilliant!! :)
 
swpswp said:
On a tram in north Manchester last week. Bloke to one of his mates 'so, what team do you follow?' 'I used to follow Man U, not so much these days. The other day were trying to work out how much we've spent over the years watchin the reds.....in pubs!'. That's him 'following' the dwads.
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If he was his mate wouldn't he already know who he followed?
 
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