United 2016/17

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This is so clearly an Ed Woodward signing, to sell shirts, and for marketing purposes.
 
Their latest poster is a piss poor attempt & typical of a club that doesn't quite get it. local rags will know it's missed the mark & the media trying to make out it will irk us as its close to one of our stores is laughable. In fact it's almost as bad as the Danny Welbeck poster opposite the Etihad they removed without a single complaint cos no one recognised the fucker but tried to make out fans were outraged.

The PR dept is a well oiled machine but the Poster dept is fcked.
 
Well, they've signed a genuine superstar. I'm hearing comparisons to Cantona already, but I can't see him being that influential. I'm also hearing about him not being able to cope with our league - I find that hard to believe, the bloke is absolute quality. I don't for one second believe that he won't improve them, especially without the distraction of the CL. I don't have any dislike of the fella, but I'm sure once he puts that shirt on that'll change.

It'll be an interesting season for him. Not all the Rags in work are happy about it, but if we'd signed him i'd be happy.
 
Their latest poster is a piss poor attempt & typical of a club that doesn't quite get it. local rags will know it's missed the mark & the media trying to make out it will irk us as its close to one of our stores is laughable. In fact it's almost as bad as the Danny Welbeck poster opposite the Etihad they removed without a single complaint cos no one recognised the fucker but tried to make out fans were outraged.

The PR dept is a well oiled machine but the Poster dept is fcked.
And let's be honest their poster dept really like churning them out don't they.
We put up the one poster , the rags are on their 7th or 8th.
They always want to go one further than everyone,
 
And let's be honest their poster dept really like churning them out don't they.
We put up the one poster , the rags are on their 7th or 8th.
They always want to go one further than everyone,

Really 7 - can't remember them, I remember there used to be a Cantona poster outside Maine road which caused as big a stir as Welbeck.
 
And let's be honest their poster dept really like churning them out don't they.
We put up the one poster , the rags are on their 7th or 8th.
They always want to go one further than everyone,
I ask the company why they had ripped us of and not done there own thing , @bakerdave76 @TheSocialChain if you read both, and understand Zlatan's personality, you'll know exactly the idea we had for this!!!
Personality !!!!! Ffs
 
Fucking hell,

They really have collapsed in on themselves. They're still trying to get a solid comeback to the Tevez Poster years later. Shows you how much it got to them!

The real funny thing though, that seems to have escaped their notice, is the message this poster sends out. The United Way™ is truly dead. Zlatan is bigger than the club, "welcome to Zlatan!" They say, the fact they are Manchester United has taken the back seat to this ego maniac, probably why he has deemed it now the right time to join them as he won't settle for any less than all of the attention.

I'd pity them if they weren't such detestable cunts.
 
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