United 2016/17

[mat]

Manchester United expected to announce their new official communications partner as The North Korean State Press Agency before the upcoming Manchester Derby.

 

[laserblue]

Manchester United expected to announce their new official communications partner as The North Korean State Press Agency before the upcoming Manchester Derby.

Old news. They've been running the rags' PR department for years under the direction of Rag Jog-On :)

 

[mat]

Old news. They've been running the rags' PR department for years under the direction of Rag Jog-On :)

Perhaps they are just making it official?
:)
I hear they are sending Phil Jones to Pyongyang? Not for PR, just getting rid of the fucker hoping hungry dogs eat him

 

[inchy14]

Hi Kelvin, didn't know you were posting on here............... ;0)

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Hi Kelvin, didn't know you were posting on here............... ;0)

good point, i wouldn't want to cause offence.

i'll send an email to the zoo explaining that i wasn't meaning to slight the orangutan by comapring him to the biddy fiddler.

 

[Sir peace frog]

I hope rooney hasn't got a distant relative from Africa or you will be accused of racism like the sun.:)

 

[Gazza]

He looks better with a beard.... he's bound to as it hides some of his face.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

I hope rooney hasn't got a distant relative from Africa or you will be accused of racism like the sun.:)

orangutans are asian, not african.

they are primates of the genus/species pongo.

 

[KentBlue]

So, what will it be tonight? Dodgy pen, opposition player sent off? Rags scoring from an offside position, and any opposing goal chalked off for, well...something, anything'll do.

 

[domalino]

So my ideal week for the rags unfolds something like this.

20/4 - united get knocked out by Anderlecht. Mourinho reveals he's not worried because the top 4 is in their hands now.

23/4 - Fail to win at Burnley. Hardly a surprise as they've got one of the best home records in the league. Mourinho reassures their fans, don't worry they could still be 4th if they win the derby.

27/4 - Lose the derby, and subsequently all hope of CL qualification. Would be 7th by this point I believe.


Now is that too much to ask?