United 2016/17

[CTID1988]

So far today,I've seen them linked with....

Antonine Griezmann
Neymar
Tiemoue Bakayoko
Kostas Manolas
Ivan Perisic
Kylian Mbappe
Moussa Dembele
Eric Dier
Marcelo Brozovic

What's that lot with the apparent fees....£600m?

All local lads born and raised in Urmston who learnt their trade at the famous united academy, they'll play for a bag of chips and a handshake.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

All local lads born and raised in Urmston who learnt their trade at the famous united academy, they'll play for a bag of Lou Macari chips and a handshake.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Bill]

I get messages daily saying "we're in for this one"....."we're in for that one"...."gonna put a bid in for him,him and him"
They're lapping it up,gullible as fuck.
Who the fuck gives birth to these people?

lol. I'm lucky I work with normal rags. they know the script. they laugh just like we do.

 

[CTID1988]

lol. I'm lucky I work with normal rags. they know the script. they laugh just like we do.

Otherwise known at the "United Paradox", one of the universes greatest mysteries. I for one don't believe in it

 

[Blue Hefner]

I saw they are interested in Dier. 40million for him, goodness me! He's a carthorse

He would be well suited to their team though. He's good at fouling and defending in small spaces

 

[KentBlue]

Antonine Griezmann
Neymar
Tiemoue Bakayoko
Kostas Manolas
Ivan Perisic
Kylian Mbappe
Moussa Dembele
Eric Dier
Marcelo Brozovic

And all of these names will be conveniently 'forgotten' when they actually sign an unknown 34 year old from Rotherham who will be hailed as next big thing. It's groundhog day with these fuckers, it really is.

 

[Eds]

I thought they had signed Griezmann as his brother had liked a tweet from them. Mbappe has a rag duvet so is nailed on. Dier has a replica green and gold shirt and will sign once the Glazers go and Manolas once had a kebab in Stretford and ever since his dream was to play in the Europa League for the rags

 

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Cadena COPE reporting that Monaco have said no to an offer of €110m from Manchester United for Kylian Mbappé

10:43 PM - 22 Mar 2017


Apparently offered €80 mill,then after watching him play at the Etihad decided to increase it to €110 mill.
The mind boggles.

 

[laserblue]

All local lads born and raised in Urmston who learnt their trade at the famous united academy, they'll play for a bag of Lou Macari chips and a hand shandy.

Edited for even more accuracy.

 

[moh]

Is it just me or is anybody else sick of seeing that wobbly gobs face everywhere looking sad

I haven't watched the programme but get the impression that this is nothing more than a PR stunt to improve the "brand"

I'm sure his wife is looking down with pride as her markets his grief for her