United (A) Post Match Thread

[tommybooth]

I’ve often thought this, must be hard to stay switched on when you’ve fuck all to do for 10/20 minute periods

Club deck chair for the next game.

 

[Mancity1980]

I know De Gea kept them in it today, but seriously, if we had a top notch striker we'd be hammering teams and win everything!

Players like Haaland and Mbappé will be watching our games wanting to join us.

 

[kaz7]

Refs need to watch Ronaldo. That's twice now in 2 weeks that his petulance has resulted in bad or reckless tackles.

They will never send him off , he should have been not playing today

 

[Ric]

United were abysmal, of course, but that was an excellent performance from City. The gulf in class between the two teams was enormous.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

This off Spurs' forum (and there's no love lost, etc.):

Watching this as a neutral, so noticeable the commentary is just Utd this, Utd that… almost no mention of City even though they are winning.

 

[asahartford1]

United had 5 shots on target

Unfortunately 4 of them were on their own goal

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

That was the most one side 2 nil you will ever see in the PL. A joy to watch.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Refs need to watch Ronaldo. That's twice now in 2 weeks that his petulance has resulted in bad or reckless tackles.

God loves an optimist .

That **** could commit murder and PiGMOL would let him off with a caution .

 

[herrock]

Did Ederson touch the ball with his hands other than the save from ronaldo and to take goal kicks?

 

[When The Levee Breaks]

Neville and Tyler were disgraceful on commentary. Not seen a more vile partnership since Fred and Rose West.

Don't normally watch Sly Sports anymore. Glad I binned em off after that travesty, but got login details, to Sky Go off a mate I used to work with, so watched it for free (he also happens to be a Rag - so double bubble HA!!)

 

[Blueknows]

Ole, Ole, give us a wave!

youve seen the champions now fuck off home

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[M Gaudino]

If you want a good laugh go and read the player ratings of The Guardian's Jamie Jackson (“Manchester football correspondent” - translation a red)

Gives out 2 x 8s - Ederson and Walker. our midfield/attack is 6s and 7s with Cancelo a 7 only.

Greenwood gets a 5 and had ‘classy touches whenever fed’

Ronaldo gets a 5 for no reason rather than the 3 or 4 he should do

De Bruyne and Jesus get 6s

 

[Brad mcfc]

Ole give us a wave, Ole, Ole, give us a wave. Haha

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

How they hell was that challenge by Telles on Jesus not reviewed by VAR, unbelievable

Got a touch on the ball apparently???

 

[jrb]

Is that the 1st time the PL have ever awarded a team 3 points for winning a training match?

 

[Northblue]

Club deck chair for the next game.

Used to love it when Joe had fuck all to do and we'd stand behind him at home with 'joey give us a wave'/'joey do the worm'/'joey wash your hair'. He'd always respond and have a laugh with us

 

[M Gaudino]

Got a touch on the ball apparently???

yeah sky showed a replay - Telles gets a nick on the ball and plants his foot in the turf and tbh Jesus sort of then kicks him.

certainly not a penalty

 

[jaiguruKun]

If you want a good laugh go and read the player ratings of The Guardian's Jamie Jackson (“Manchester football correspondent” - translation a red)

Gives out 2 x 8s - Ederson and Walker. our midfield/attack is 6s and 7s with Cancelo a 7 only.

Greenwood gets a 5 and had ‘classy touches whenever fed’

Ronaldo gets a 5 for no reason rather than the 3 or 4 he should do

De Bruyne and Jesus get 6s

Ederson an 8! That's utterly comical. They had one shot on target FFS and it was straight at him.

 

[Bluearmy]

United had four touches in the box, with only one in the second half. Their previous low since Opta began counting these things in 2008 was nine.

They had more shots on their own goal than ours