United away - pre-match thread

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Rag Cafe is great if you want a laugh.....they're in for such a shock

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To be honest, they would look on here and might think the exact same. Confidence coming from both sets of fans.
 
I think The physicality and mobility of West Ham was a good test. Zebra doesnt hv the mobility. So they hv to rely on Valencia overloading the right flank and crossing. Mou's best bet is Rashford running the channels behind constantly as their midfield look for balls over the top. Certainly Dinho as Right back, doubling up in midfield and Gundogan in #4 allows us to play our strong front 5. Pep will ask Sterling to switch flanks depending upon which flank is troubling us, to pin them back. But their midfield is so immobile. With our two floating 8s, we should win the midfield, unless Mou sacrifices a wide player and clogs the midfield as he always tends to do against Pep.

The reality is they will want a scrappy game. We will want our players to be clinical, coz, we WILL create chances.
Zebra???
 
call me bonkers , i reckon Yaya will be selected
Could be a good shout this. Yaya has been there done it and will really want to show he still has it. It would counteract their physical threat. Was it Pep who put him at the back in the Chumps League final against them? Yaya may have no pace left, but it would be a perfect match for big nose (and Granny shagger). Stranger things have happened, although I still think we will go for quick passing around them.
Hate derby day - so a boring draw will do me fine.
 
It's going to be an extremely difficult game, obviously. Otamendi and Zabaleta returning late is a blow, and I can't see Kompany, Gundogan or Sane starting. Baptism of fire for Bravo too.

Think we'll line up something like this: Bravo, Sagna, Stones, Kolarov, Clichy, Fernandinho, Silva, De Bruyne, Nolito, Sterling, Iheanacho

On the bright side, Silva looks back to his best whilst Nolito and Sterling are in form.

I'd be happy with a draw.
 
I know that in the grand scheme of things this result is irrelevant and won't have any affect on my life, and from a city point of view it doesn't matter in out long term plans as we're still a WIP

But I couldn't stand losing to these fuckers, every part of their club is insufferable. The players, manager, management & fans deserve nothing and are honestly some of the worst Individuals I have had the displeasure of being exposed to, and that's why it's so bad, I can take the loss it's the idiots crawling out of the woodwork bragging about it as if it somehow validates their entire existence. Then you get the press which will have to be avoided for weeks after whilst we're bombarded with garbage that people are (shamefully) being paid to write about how United are back and numerous pieces slandering the club I love off to no end with no-one giving us a fighting chance.

In short, let's beat the bastards.
 
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Buzzing for this.

I had a bit of luck last week, stuck a fiver on Sterling 3-1 at 33/1. Me and my old fella always have a scorecast each at the ground. They very rarely come in so you can imagine we were made up with this!

So, I went online and opened a BetSafe account as I couldn't be arsed waiting three weeks to claim my winnings at the ground. I noticed they had a promotion on the website, the 5 winning bets with the best odds from the West Ham game that were claimed online would win a pair of tickets for the derby.

Had an email last Thursday and I've only gone and won a couple of tickets. Get in there.
 
The tactics are simple.

Out pass the bastards for 5 mins and the crowd will boo the rag fuckers. Their withered hearts yearning to see their team play the way we are. Wondering where it all went wrong. And just to rub it in the first goal will be Barcaesque move finished by Raheem. Naturally we'll get no credit for it from Sky.
 
The tactics are simple.

Out pass the bastards for 5 mins and the crowd will boo the rag fuckers. Their withered hearts yearning to see their team play the way we are. Wondering where it all went wrong. And just to rub it in the first goal will be Barcaesque move finished by Raheem. Naturally we'll get no credit for it from Sky.


no.....
....out pass the fuckers for the whole game, score a hatful of goals, celebrate in the swamp for an hour after the final whistle, then burn the place to the ground, then fuck off home.
 
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