United game postponed due to bomb scare

[Peter Doherty]

Apparently it was a mobile phone attached to a pipe

Doesn't Bobby Charlton smoke a pipe?

 

[M18CTID]

was a police officer seen running out of the bogs shouting allahu akbar ?

No, a load of City fans were legging it out singing "Only one City, ole ole!"

 

[1961_vintage]

Doesn't Bobby Charlton smoke a pipe?

Not sure you'd want him assembling the thing mind.

 

[Peter Doherty]

Mrs Vienna said reports on Facebook claim the Bournemouth supporters were kept in for 20 minutes after the rags.

Giving the rags a chance to nick their seats on the trains.

 

[nixmith2]

Been looking at the (almost finished table) and I'm confused. Assume for a moment this scenario: Bournemouth beat Utd. on Tuesday, (I believe it is going to be on Tuesday) and Crystal Palace win the F.A. Cup. Would Man Utd. be in the Europa League next season?? Because if not there are big implications, they really could do a Leicester & with no mid-week games to worry about be well placed to mount a challenge next season*, perhaps that is the plan and today is a part of it, or am I being too much of a conspiracy theorist?!!

*I'm already worried about Chelsea 2016-17, for similar reasons.

 

[manimanc]

Been looking at the (almost finished table) and I'm confused. Assume for a moment this scenario: Bournemouth beat Utd. on Tuesday, (I believe it is going to be on Tuesday) and Crystal Palace win the F.A. Cup. Would Man Utd. be in the Europa League next season?? Because if not there are big implications, they really could do a Leicester & with no mid-week games to worry about be well placed to mount a challenge next season*, perhaps that is the plan and today is a part of it, or am I being too much of a conspiracy theorist?!!

*I'm already worried about Chelsea 2016-17, for similar reasons.

I can't find a gif of a bird flapping so there's only one way to put this.......STOP FUCKING FLAPPING.

 

[aguero93:20]

Been looking at the (almost finished table) and I'm confused. Assume for a moment this scenario: Bournemouth beat Utd. on Tuesday, (I believe it is going to be on Tuesday) and Crystal Palace win the F.A. Cup. Would Man Utd. be in the Europa League next season?? Because if not there are big implications, they really could do a Leicester & with no mid-week games to worry about be well placed to mount a challenge next season*, perhaps that is the plan and today is a part of it, or am I being too much of a conspiracy theorist?!!

*I'm already worried about Chelsea 2016-17, for similar reasons.

No, not unless you think that Southampton and West Ham can leapfrog them without playing a single game.

 

[aguero93:20]

Not sure you'd want him assembling the thing mind.

Why not?

 

[jimharri]

I can't find a gif of a bird flapping so there's only one way to put this.......STOP FUCKING FLAPPING.

*awaits various turtle puns*

 

[Peter Doherty]

Not sure you'd want him assembling the thing mind.

Fucking hell, that'd lead to the mother of all comb-overs.