United (H) | PL | Sun 3rd March, 15:30 | Pre-Match Thread

[jimharri]

Any fucker who buys a half and half scarf with the rags half on it should be shot.

Even the rabid anti capital punishment merchants on here would struggle to argue with that.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I shit you not Utd pre warm up consisted of all shooting from out side the box & Dalit practicing crosses & then they started doing kick ups. That was bizarre

That'll be their tactic.

Set pieces and thunderbastards.

 

[MellowJoe]

What does Johnny give you?
A good scapegoat

 

[BlueMonkey79]

We will cruise to a 2 nil lead. Fuck about for the rest of the half and take our foot of the gas. The fuckers will score a breakaway goal and put us under pressure!

Hoping rat face gets sent off.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Walker better not play pornstar today and spunk a shot high into the upper tiers.

 

[SebastianBlue]

If he actually goes at him that is

Reckon he will. Not much reason to play Doku and tell him to just hug the touchline and recycle the ball.

 

[kaz7]

Going yank feed for this one , not sky cunts , be behind everyone else but will be worth it

 

[deano ou812]

I’m feeling a bit rough as I was out last night,hopefully the lads can make me feel a bit better..

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[mexico1970]

Ten Bob talking a great game, the only thing I took notice of was that shocking polar neck and jacket combo.