United (H) - Post Match Thread

[BlueBanger]

That’s spelling not Grammar!! ;-) :-)

Even worse lol!...actually gramma nazi is a phrase to describe both.

The irony of not knowing that.

 

[Bobby the blue]

Pep really is the best, isn't he

Yep he is. And people should realise it. The man is beyond comparison. We will never know how lucky we are to have him.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Talk Shite.

City caller.

United signed an £80mill fridge freezer. Had me in hysterics.

Except fridge freezers are quite useful.

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Cobwebcat]

City 79% Liverpool 21%

 

[jimharri]

Oh fuc**k me , Sad Cafe is hilarious ,
what a night

Post match vs Manchester City

Man City 1:0 Man Utd - De Bruyne (5') Man City 1:1 Man Utd - Sancho (5') Man City 2:1 Man Utd - De Bruyne (5') Man City 3:1 Man Utd - Mahrez (68') Man City 4:1 Man Utd - Mahrez (90')

www.redcafe.net

 

[madloaf]

City 79% Liverpool 21%

Championships won in the last 5 years? Lets hope so

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

I'm sure you'll find something.

don't want to disappoint the baying mob.

 

[dublinblue12]

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It's true, when I was young I thought you had to actually be good at football to not only represent your country, but to also play in the top tier of Football for the 'greatest team in the world' . How wrong was I. Had I known what I know now, I could be sitting here typing this in a big mansion with a blonde on either arm, deciding what I am going to do with this weeks pile of money I got paid, despite barley knowing how to play football at all. Ah well you live and learn I suppose.

 

[Sky Blue]

Educated the red cunts. What a team, what a manager, what a club. My 2 week old granddaughter's first derby win.

No idea how she slept through the cheering after the 1st. Had to tone down a bit after that! Buzzing.

 

[big gaz]

Just watching Richards and Redknapp glance at each other, trying suck in the laughter trying to break out, just set me off again!!

Funny as fuck!

Would have been better if they had the balls to invite Buzzer back, guess he missed that gig ;-)

 

[Luke The Blue]

Get the fuck in!

 

[Hart of the Matter]

Enjoyed that but Neville needs calling out for asking United players to put in some two footed tackles... Disgraceful.

 

[Gray]

On the tram from Piccadilly before the game I had the misfortune to share a carriage with hundreds of the twats. They sung their ditties, tried to pinch my beanie hat, and torn down the ceiling of the tram.

Horrible fuckers every one of them I hope they have a thoroughly shit evening.

Well done CITY for making my day.

 

[PaleBlue]

just what we needed against the old enemy. Media can big up Dippers all they like, but I know where my bread gets buttered and its beating this filth.

 

[Josh_D]

It’s funny hearing a lack of quality when talking about the rags. Another 250-300 mill to help right? Jokers of epic proportions. If some of the mid table teams had better quality, the rags would be so far down the table, they’d stay in their hole.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Wow, that second half, City read em a story, kissed em goodnight then turned the light out and went downstairs for for a few beers..!!!
Fuck you rags…Schooled again ..!!

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Taking out De Gea's 13, the Rags made 91 outfield passes in the 2nd half, just 1 of them in our box.

 

[eboblue]

Whoops, i had ran out of fingers an toes to be fair.

.... so how did you get to 21?

 

[DMA's]

absolutely smashed so apologies if covered already.

Fucking buzzing get in!!!
if only pep got Derby’s
grealish fair fucking play mate absolute quality today

love you all