United (massive mini) Parade

[Halfpenny]

Re: United Parade

Next MUTV caller: Andy in Weymouth.

Bahahahaha.

 

[BTH]

Re: United - MASSIVE

roughly how many do you think have turned up to the Utd parade? I'll be honest I did expect to see a few more there.

Wait till you read the Manchester Evening Liar's account.
They will say that every man,woman and child in Manchester attended,that the sick and lame in every hospital crawled on all fours just to be there,and that it was 80 degrees in the shade.
On the way to $old Trafford,Fergie's hero's found time to end global warming,cancel third world debt,and rid the world of all known disease.
They will then receive an individual thank you in the form of a complimentary blow job from some random Welsh woman,prior to taking out a super-injunction against everybody who has ever used the internet,ever.
Tomorrow,they will petition UEFA to protest at Barca's unfair use of players - namely using good ones,and that the result is anulled.
In fact,I wouldn't be overly surprised if the Evening Tragedy Milker claimed that they actually won the game,if you discount goals,possession,corners,free kicks and territorial advantage.

Latest from the MUEN online...

 

[blue_paul]

Re: United Parade

What an enjoyable thread. Can you imagine the supporters of any other club in England not turning up to show their appreciation to their players and mamanger after they surpassed the amount of league titiles to become the countries most successful club domestically?

Quite unreal and show's how fucking spoilt they are. A lickle drop of rain and a humiliating defeat by the Catalans and they're all at home in a fucking strop. Seriously embarrassing this, what a bunch of fucking no marks!

 

[bluevengence]

Re: United Parade

here ya go lads ...found a stream mutv

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That is priceless.

Literally more stewards than fans

Pissing meself watching this

 

[onetruesaxon]

Re: United Parade

they might aswell give the people walking by the bus a lift?bit unfair making them walk

 

[neil jung]

Re: United Parade

Heh, it's like a cocoon of c*nts around the bus.

 

[sam the drummer]

Re: United Parade

Bahahaha this is piss funny. Giving a new meaning to fair weather fans....

 

[badmash]

Re: United Parade

Comedy Gold this

 

[jrb]

Re: United Parade

Please oh please

Here you go, sorry if it's already been done:

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

It was meant to be. (finishes the season off perfectly)

I did post the original pic. ;-)

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

Re: United Parade

"Outstanding turnout considering the weather."
MUTV

That´s PRAVDA MUTV of course. Stalin is censoring every fookin word then

This is why they are hated. They ARE truly and now undeniably a fookin disgrace to the name Manchester. They should be forced to fookin rename to Trafford Red Sox