United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[sir baconface]

Oh fuck me let this be true........I'll rip the piss out of that fucking Rag in work! Mind you, it's probably because we don't have a Michelin star restaurant in Manchester.

100 percent true, either that or somebody very close to Ashley Cole has sat on my face.

Cheryl?

Fixed.

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

My first and ever piece of ITK.

Ashley Cole was approached to join them and point blank refused to even speak to them, even though he was offered a two year deal on £121,500 a week.

Nobody else in the top 7 are interested in him.

Oh fuck me let this be true........I'll rip the piss out of that fucking Rag in work! Mind you, it's probably because we don't have a Michelin star restaurant in Manchester.

Cole will be 34 before Christmas, at his age he can't afford to be part of a "rebuilding" exercise, 1 year (or more) outside of the Champion's League isn't a total disaster to Manchester United (although it will hurt them), the same can't be said for a player in the final couple of seasons of his career.

Tbf, approaching 34, I'd be made up at a club offering me 121k p/w for two more years, regardless of the CL or not.

 

[mad4city]

Oh fuck me let this be true........I'll rip the piss out of that fucking Rag in work! Mind you, it's probably because we don't have a Michelin star restaurant in Manchester.

Cole will be 34 before Christmas, at his age he can't afford to be part of a "rebuilding" exercise, 1 year (or more) outside of the Champion's League isn't a total disaster to Manchester United (although it will hurt them), the same can't be said for a player in the final couple of seasons of his career.

Tbf, approaching 34, I'd be made up at a club offering me 121k p/w for two more years, regardless of the CL or not.

Ashley, onn the other hand, probably "nearly crashed the car" again.

 

[sir baconface]

Cole will be 34 before Christmas, at his age he can't afford to be part of a "rebuilding" exercise, 1 year (or more) outside of the Champion's League isn't a total disaster to Manchester United (although it will hurt them), the same can't be said for a player in the final couple of seasons of his career.

Isn't the little boy in him telling him to join?

 

[sir baconface]

Tbf, approaching 34, I'd be made up at a club offering me 121k p/w for two more years, regardless of the CL or not.

Wouldn't be surprised if he got an equivalent offer from a continental club in a better location.

If I were him, I'd rather go to Monaco or PSG or maybe Spain.

 

[zandvoort blue]

Seems old Bryan must be still pissed, either that or he can`t seem to make up his mind........

Pissed Up/Forgetful Robson: United don't need an overhaul this summer

And he told the M.E.N says he thinks United only need two or three top players to turn them back into trophy challengers.

“I think we have some great players within the squad. We need three of four top-class players."

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Seems old Bryan must be still pissed, either that or he can`t seem to make up his mind........

Pissed Up/Forgetful Robson: United don't need an overhaul this summer

And he told the M.E.N says he thinks United only need two or three top players to turn them back into trophy challengers.

“I think we have some great players within the squad. We need three of four top-class players."

Keep up the damage limitation propaganda boys, we wouldn't expect anything less

 

[Tbilisi]

Cole will be 34 before Christmas, at his age he can't afford to be part of a "rebuilding" exercise, 1 year (or more) outside of the Champion's League isn't a total disaster to Manchester United (although it will hurt them), the same can't be said for a player in the final couple of seasons of his career.

Isn't the mobile phone in him telling him to join?

 

[Rammyblues]

In am sure Giggsy would love Cheryl in the club with Ashley.

 

[City_Sean]

They're all giddy actually atm, they keep saying they'll win the league next season and that They'll sign Fabregas, Kroos, Strootman, Shaw, Hummels and Depay.