United thread 2013/14

[Bluethemaway]

Now that Daveys reds are shitty
There Stood a lonely wee old man
Shame the Blue side had no pitty
He'll just end up another piss can.

 

[its a Barm]

Very strange ...

Moyes also confirmed that Marouane Fellaini had missed the game because of a bruised back, Chris Smalling as a result of a tight hamstring and Shinji Kagawa because of sickness, the Japan midfielder having had his 'stomach pumped' after 'eating too much' in the wake of United's 1-0 defeat to Everton on Wednesday.

Thats a joke surely.

 

[rickmcfc]

This is fucking brilliant!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Carrington,
Not a creature was stirring, not even Anderson;
Transfer requests tucked in Moyes' stocking with care,
In hopes that Sir Fergie soon would be there;
...
He sprang to the sideline, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew to Madrid or Partick thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as they flew out of sight—
“I'll just raid Everton, and it will all be alright!”

 

[stony]

Very strange ...

Moyes also confirmed that Marouane Fellaini had missed the game because of a bruised back, Chris Smalling as a result of a tight hamstring and Shinji Kagawa because of sickness, the Japan midfielder having had his 'stomach pumped' after 'eating too much' in the wake of United's 1-0 defeat to Everton on Wednesday.

I can just picture him stuffing his face with Toblerones like Alan Partridge.

 

[2sheikhs]

Big respect though to the rag fans for observing a 90 minute silence for Nelson Mandela.

 

[AntiUnited]

Big respect though to the rag fans for observing a 90 minute silence for Nelson Mandela.

O lawd!!!! made me spit out the beer i was drinking :<< bastard !!!!

 

[BigJoe#1]

From the BBC interview:

"They understand there is a big transition going on here. I don't think they, or me, expected us to have lost five games at this time of the season, but I think they understand totally that there is a change going on."

How big a transition is it really Dave?

It's the same team that won the League last year numbnuts.

Yes, this is true!

They are turning from the cheats that they were into the shit that they are..... Takes time (not a lot) but be patient lean back and let them wallow.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[southstand117]

I bought a Manchester United sledge today..

I've never gone downhill so fast before in my life.

 

[Platini Pollock]

Big respect though to the rag fans for observing a 90 minute silence for Nelson Mandela.

Take a bow sir.....very funny.

 

[mcfc-mike]

I don't have anything insightful or informative to say, however I'd like to make it clear,

That I fucking hate the Raggy bastards and I hope they suffer mediocrity for the next 30 years!!!

And very shitty plastic fan of theirs will be getting shit in spades from me!!!!

I feel better now :)

 

[Deepest Blue]

The fucking Beeb headlining on their main football web page that the rags lost to Newc because RvP had an offside goal disallowed 6 minutes from time.

On the Five Live sports headlines they said that Chelsea lost at Stoke and City COULD ONLY DRAW at Southampton.
The choice and emphasis says it all.

 

[Vienna_70]

I bought a Manchester United sledge today..

I've never gone downhill so fast before in my life.

I love that one too.

Hilarious!

 

[Deepest Blue]

The fucking Beeb headlining on their main football web page that the rags lost to Newc because RvP had an offside goal disallowed 6 minutes from time.

On the Five Live sports headlines they said that Chelsea lost at Stoke and City COULD ONLY DRAW at Southampton.
The choice and emphasis says it all.

 

[blue for life]

I don't have anything insightful or informative to say, however I'd like to make it clear,

That I fucking hate the Raggy bastards and I hope they suffer mediocrity for the next 30 years!!!

And very shitty plastic fan of theirs will be getting shit in spades from me!!!!

I feel better now :)

Here! Here!

 

[Pam]

The fucking Beeb headlining on their main football web page that the rags lost to Newc because RvP had an offside goal disallowed 6 minutes from time.

On the Five Live sports headlines they said that Chelsea lost at Stoke and City COULD ONLY DRAW at Southampton.
The choice and emphasis says it all.

Never mind. The rest of them are too busy rag bashing to care about us drawing, or even the Chavs losing.

 

[mscenterh750]

On 606, Andrew in Manchester: 'ONE WORD: HE HAS TO GO'.

Manchester? What the fuck is he doing at Old Trafford today then?

The thick **** is obviously a cockney rag ****, coz it ain't one word gavnar, it's fackin four fackin words, you fackin caaannnnttt!.

 

[oakiecokie]

See even we are at fault for their demise,straight out of Rag Cafe :

I reckon it is the pitch. Just like Balotelli was allergic to a pitch....somewhere.

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[cbeck]

 

[blue for life]

The fucking Beeb headlining on their main football web page that the rags lost to Newc because RvP had an offside goal disallowed 6 minutes from time.

On the Five Live sports headlines they said that Chelsea lost at Stoke and City COULD ONLY DRAW at Southampton.
The choice and emphasis says it all.

This sort of blatant press bias has been going on for years - at the moment you just couldn't script it yourself - have you noticed recently as the Rags demise continues all the transfer speculation about us is players leaving and none coming in whereas with the Rags it is all about great players coming in and none leaving - tomorrow will be something like 'Aguero Toure and Kompany to join Barca in January smash and grab' and ' Messi in sensational United move'