United thread 2013/14

[kippaxblue76]

Ashley Young out with a shoulder injury, no surprise really the amount of times the cheating t**t has landed on it after diving.

 

[dave_blue12]

It's a bit chilly at cold trafford boys ya need a few more layers of rags me thinks ! hahahaha lol.

Superb ! Love it !

 

[erast fandorin]

James Nesbit

Another red prick who's had his head re-turfed,smarmy,plastic jack the lad with a face you'd never get tired of punching

 

[Anonymous]

Ross barkley..
Luke shaw..
Juan mata..
Koke..
Wesley sneijder. .
Reus..
Gundogan...
And we're off and running for January's installment of players utd are signing...
3 days In and 7 players already being whored by the press to the theatre of the big red sandcastle. ..
I shall try to update this list as I have a feeling it could grow as long as pinnochios nose with every passing day.

Add:

Mert Gunok (Turkish keeper)
Onur Kivrak (Turkish keeper)
Arturo Vidal
Dorin Rotariu
William Carvalho
Robert Muric
Juan Mata
Esteban Cambiasso
Mohamad Salah
Ivan Rakitic
Ezequiel Garay
Stefano Denswil

All mentioned in articles via NewsNow published from 12:18 onwards today.

 

[AltrinchamBlue]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/03/daniele-derossi-roma-suicide-manchester-united" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... ter-united</a>

 

[Akai]

"De Rossi: I would have commited SUICIDE if I was at Manchester United this season"

 

[erast fandorin]

"I'm finishin' in eighth, I am; I'm finishin' in eighth…"

Heh, heh...quite excellent, Strongbowholic, quite excellent. Although I fear it may well go above the heads of the younger people on here.

No, no, not at all. I got it and I'm only 61.

Oh you shitty things,don't you know you're driving the muppets and Malcolm insane,now let me make it plain,gotta make way for the Moyesy inferior

Peter Noone-Oh You Pretty Things

 

[TCIB]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/03/daniele-derossi-roma-suicide-manchester-united

12mil Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck off united your arrogance just amplifies how much of a bunch of dicks you look like.

 

[squirtyflower]

Heh, heh...quite excellent, Strongbowholic, quite excellent. Although I fear it may well go above the heads of the younger people on here.

No, no, not at all. I got it and I'm only 61.

Oh you shitty things,don't you know you're driving the muppets and Malcolm insane,now let me make it plain,gotta make way for the Moyesy inferior

Peter Noone-Oh You Pretty Things

Bowie

 

[CAPTAINKIPPAX]

David Moyes ahead of Swansea game: "January not an easy month to purchase in. We have a good squad." #mufc

I think he needs a re test at fuckin specsavers them rose tinted goggles he's got are shite hahahaha lol.................bug eyed twot !