United thread 2013/14

[DiscoSteve]

job well done Agent Blue Mist!

 

[MCC]

Meanwhile at training....

-- Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:15 pm --

PMSL

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Today I met a rag I know, to be fair he is from M/cr and a season ticket holder but anyway, I told him that the likely scenario is that Uncle Malc will continue to bleed the club dry and then when the debt is so large it cannot be managed, declare the club bankrupt.
Malky walks away with millions whilst the rags have a 10 point deduction and financial ruin.
Now I know and you know that is not going to happen and whilst we nattered he dismissed it as well, I was after all just winding him up but 20 minutes later I got a phone call from him. He had thought about it and swallowed it hook line and sinker.

He now thinks they will go bust within the year. I know it is wrong but I haven't stopped smiling all day long.

I don't follow the last sentence. Why was it wrong ?

I once had every Rag in a Warehouse convinced that Wio climbed out of the toilets at the training ground to avoid his drug tests.

 

[13/05/12]

Today I met a rag I know, to be fair he is from M/cr and a season ticket holder but anyway, I told him that the likely scenario is that Uncle Malc will continue to bleed the club dry and then when the debt is so large it cannot be managed, declare the club bankrupt.
Malky walks away with millions whilst the rags have a 10 point deduction and financial ruin.
Now I know and you know that is not going to happen and whilst we nattered he dismissed it as well, I was after all just winding him up but 20 minutes later I got a phone call from him. He had thought about it and swallowed it hook line and sinker.

He now thinks they will go bust within the year. I know it is wrong but I haven't stopped smiling all day long.

How much debt do they still have? Moyes won't get any of his desirable targets this month, and I wouldn't trust him with my money when he bought that toilet brush.

 

[Ducado]

They have overtaking Liverpool in the delusion stakes, you wonder thy they are anchored mid table if this was true

From the Cafe

We have the best goal keeper in the prem, one of the best rbs in rafael,our cbs as a group is superior to all other teams as well. Evra has been a bit of a liability but our defense as a whole has to be amongst the best as long as we stop making moronic decisions like playing centrebacks at fullbacks. Again, our collection of strikers is the best in the premier league with city alone challenging us on that. Its everything in the middle thats the problem, with only janujaz and carrick giving some hope for the future.

 

[aguero93:20]

They have overtaking Liverpool in the delusion stakes, you wonder thy they are anchored mid table if this was true

From the Cafe

We have the best goal keeper in the prem, one of the best rbs in rafael,our cbs as a group is superior to all other teams as well. Evra has been a bit of a liability but our defense as a whole has to be amongst the best as long as we stop making moronic decisions like playing centrebacks at fullbacks. Again, our collection of strikers is the best in the premier league with city alone challenging us on that. Its everything in the middle thats the problem, with only janujaz and carrick giving some hope for the future.

Carrick- the great rag hope for the future, that's made my weekend, cheers ducado.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

They have overtaking Liverpool in the delusion stakes, you wonder thy they are anchored mid table if this was true

From the Cafe

We have the best goal keeper in the prem, one of the best rbs in rafael,our cbs as a group is superior to all other teams as well. Evra has been a bit of a liability but our defense as a whole has to be amongst the best as long as we stop making moronic decisions like playing centrebacks at fullbacks. Again, our collection of strikers is the best in the premier league with city alone challenging us on that. Its everything in the middle thats the problem, with only janujaz and carrick giving some hope for the future.

ffs thats a plum

 

[13/05/12]

De Gea hasn't got long left on his current contract. He won't hang around if they're not challenging for the title next season.

 

[AustinBlue]

They have overtaking Liverpool in the delusion stakes, you wonder thy they are anchored mid table if this was true

From the Cafe

We have the best goal keeper in the prem, one of the best rbs in rafael,our cbs as a group is superior to all other teams as well. Evra has been a bit of a liability but our defense as a whole has to be amongst the best as long as we stop making moronic decisions like playing centrebacks at fullbacks. Again, our collection of strikers is the best in the premier league with city alone challenging us on that. Its everything in the middle thats the problem, with only janujaz and carrick giving some hope for the future.

To be fair - De Gea is very good. Rafael, when healthy, is one of the top right backs in the league (they miss his diving). Their midfield is mediocre as they state. Their strike force is impressive. Their delusion is around their defenders. Which CB of theirs do they think other top teams would take in 2014? Vidic as a backup maybe. And he shits bricks against players like Suarez and Aguero.

 

[Petetheblu]

quote="DiscoSteve"]Janushite is taking some time to getting use to this new skill...

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