United thread 2013/14

[Vienna_70]

MUEN tonight are showing the Scum playing Swansea at Ewood on Sunday. Confusing for the Cockerneys coming up for the first time.

The boot is well and truely on the other foot now, isn't it?

For years the media have been accidentally calling us Manchester U****d and making other mistakes when it came to City.

Now it's obvious that they're thinking about us, even when they're writing about Trafford's worst.

 

[aguero93:20]

on sly sports then they had how many the strikers have scored at each club

city - negredo and aguero 21 goals

yet for the rags they have 3 players haha. rooney, rvp and wellshit 23 goals



sad twats.

In all competitions our 3 in Kun, Dzeko and Aguero ours are worth 47 goals (i think), to their 29 for their 3 in Welbeck, Rooney and RVP

Well they wouldn't want to be comparing team totals now, would they ?

shouldn't have even put dzeko in, aguero and negredo have more than 30 goals between them in all competitions, more than their 3 which is even funnier.

 

[sparky1]

They've not mentioned it on Sky tonight but it's now 2 and a bit days since the raggies last defeat in the premiership. It looks like the start of another great run... Well done wee davey

Seen the Young/Lloris incident again with the camera pointing directly on the raggies faces in the Stretford end. Not one of them appealed for the penalty until the united players started berating Webb...I think they know what Young is but still can't face up to it.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Eammon Holmes, Angus Deayton, Mick Hucknall, Mani, Bez, Shaun Ryder, Ian Brown, Zoe Ball, that vacant woman from Countdown, Jamie Lomas, Kim from Corrie, whatever the fuck your married name is these days, Steve 'The Viking' Foster, Matthew Hatton, Tyson fatty Fury, Errol Brown, That twat from Herman Hermits, Usain Bolt, Jackie Stewart, Sean Connery, Lovejoy, the Chilean miners, Olly Muirs, Tim Burgess, Bill O' Reilly, Hayley 'I'm just big-boned' McQueen, James Cooper, Greg Rutherford, Matt Holland, Ronnie Irani, Alan Brazil, Darren Campbell, Katherine Kelly, Rowetta.

Fuck 'em, fuck 'em all.

The twat from Hermans Hermits ( peter Noone ) is my 2nd cousin..unfortunately.

"I'm finishin' in eighth, I am; I'm finishin' in eighth…"

No cups today,the title's slipped away
Wee Davey stands forlorn,evolved from some frog-spawn

 

[sir baconface]

what I can't understand is why we didn't think this would happen, I mean look at the official rag team photo...

Ha ha, I'll borrow that if you don't mind.

no probs - though I fucked up with Janushite - didn't spot the weedy twat in the middle

Are you a referee?

 

[Bilboblue]

what I can't understand is why we didn't think this would happen, I mean look at the official rag team photo...

Just spat my coffee out..

Then I saw the donkey......................

Come on then, give us a clue.....

 

[jimharri]

what I can't understand is why we didn't think this would happen, I mean look at the official rag team photo...

Their fourth goalie looks like Joe Hart.

No shrek head on our favourite wig-wearing grannyshagger?

 

[Ducado]

They've not mentioned it on Sky tonight but it's now 2 and a bit days since the raggies last defeat in the premiership. It looks like the start of another great run... Well done wee davey

Seen the Young/Lloris incident again with the camera pointing directly on the raggies faces in the Stretford end. Not one of them appealed for the penalty until the united players started berating Webb...I think they know what Young is but still can't face up to it.

To be fair, most of them that I know dislike him for it as would we if he played for us, it's pretty shameful when it's so blatant and they are ashamed of him and the others

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

In all competitions our 3 in Kun, Dzeko and Aguero ours are worth 47 goals (i think), to their 29 for their 3 in Welbeck, Rooney and RVP

Well they wouldn't want to be comparing team totals now, would they ?

shouldn't have even put dzeko in, aguero and negredo have more than 30 goals between them in all competitions, more than their 3 which is even funnier.

Or for that matter Yaya's total.

 

[Henkeman]

I see the Guardian is saying that Rooney is stalling on a contract extension and won't even discuss it till after the World Cup. Trouble....

What a shame!