United thread 2013/14

[Chippy_boy]

Easiest money I will ever make.

Rag lad at work is adamant that Reus will sign for them before the end of the transfer window. I told him to put his money where his mouth is.

lifelong bvb fan reus who turned down city and bayern to move there? you should be quids in, I have 250 on at evens with my Muppet cousin (rag) that they're not going to finish in the top 2, reckon he'll end up doing a Fred done with that one.

League is going to be won with 81/82 points so they'll need 80 to finish anywhere near the top three. At the moment they can only get a maximum of 88 points so they only need to drop 9 points to have virtually no chance of finishing 2nd or 3rd. They've still got to go to Arsenal, Chelsea & Everton, as well as Newcastle & Southampton. We've also got to go to the Swamp as have Liverpool.

Let's (charitably) assume they win 2 and draw 2 of those seven games, which means they'll have dropped another 13 points. That means they can only get 75, even if they win all their other 11 remaining games.

I don't disagree with your conclusion, but I think they will win more than 2 out of the 7 games you mention. Going on form and on quality, you would be right - in fact they should lose all of them - but football never seems to work like that. For all we know they'll win 6 out of the 7, and I guess on balance I would say they may win 3 or 4.

But they will drop points elsewhere as well, so I do agree they absolutely ZERO chance of top 3.

 

[mancity dan]

Easiest money I will ever make.

Rag lad at work is adamant that Reus will sign for them before the end of the transfer window. I told him to put his money where his mouth is.

lifelong bvb fan reus who turned down city and bayern to move there? you should be quids in, I have 250 on at evens with my Muppet cousin (rag) that they're not going to finish in the top 2, reckon he'll end up doing a Fred done with that one.

League is going to be won with 81/82 points so they'll need 80 to finish anywhere near the top three. At the moment they can only get a maximum of 88 points so they only need to drop 9 points to have virtually no chance of finishing 2nd or 3rd. They've still got to go to Arsenal, Chelsea & Everton, as well as Newcastle & Southampton. We've also got to go to the Swamp as have Liverpool.

Let's (charitably) assume they win 2 and draw 2 of those seven games, which means they'll have dropped another 13 points. That means they can only get 75, even if they win all their other 11 remaining games.

it comes just after pay day as well which will be nice and handy., I told him that Reus is a lifelong bvb fan.

 

[Damocles]

So what's going on with Rooney?

He off then?

 

[Bluemoon115]

So what's going on with Rooney?

He off then?

He's kicking off, whether it's for a transfer or a pay rise, who can be sure?

But the rags are shitting it either way.

Which is never a bad thing.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

So what's going on with Rooney?

He off then?

Just the usual 'if you don't double my salary I'll threaten to go to City'.
Only we neither want or need the fat gerontophile, so it looks like Colleen better stock up on the factor 50, as a payday in the sunshine beckons.

 

[samharris]

No shrek head on our favourite wig-wearing grannyshagger?

Funny you should say that...

Need Stevie Wonder as Anderson..

 

[cityboy5]

So what's going on with Rooney?

He off then?

Just the usual 'if you don't double my salary I'll threaten to go to City'.
Only we neither want or need the fat gerontophile, so it looks like Colleen better stock up on the factor 50, as a payday in the sunshine beckons.

Its true when they say you learn something new every day , I've never heard of gerontophile before

 

[KentBlue]

Only we neither want or need the fat gerontophile

Had to look that up - excellent description.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

nijinsky's read something that isn't a betting slip, well I never...big words.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

nijinsky's read something that isn't a betting slip, well I never...big words.

I know - my mate was the first to bring it to my attention after I fucked your gran.