United thread 2013/14

[Ducado]

The math is starting to stack up against them now

 

[Plaything of the gods]

Edit:: Made one for you :)

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ffs. worse than his one against newcastle.

thanks

edit: did he get a yellow for it?

Yes he got booked.

It's about time the powers that be clamped down on this stuff, maybe two yellows for a dive = 1 match ban, further yellow for diving = 3 matches, one more = 5 games.

Soon stop the fkers.

Players join United for divers reasons.

 

[samharris]

Rag on Facebook before banging on about them storming up the league,

Promptly posted a picture of the league while Spurs were drawing and they were 7th and asked him what it felt like to see the two teams they hate the most topping the league. Also asked him if he would be watching those two teams play on Boxing Day. Then duly reminded him that Liverpool will more than likely be taking their Champions League place next year.

Spurs won so I then reposted the league with them demoted to 8th.

He didn't respond.

That downward facing arrow has now ruined his christmas...


what does santa say when he flies over the swamp.??
























Ha Ha Ha.

Don't you mean

Ho Ho Ho?

Er no!! Ha Ha Ha is far more sarcastic :)

 

[bluevengence]

After Eight mints.
pool black ball number Eight.
Henry the Eighth.
Scum Eighth in league..


can anyone guess the common denominator???

Every one eights them?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

After Eight mints.
pool black ball number Eight.
Henry the Eighth.
Scum Eighth in league..


can anyone guess the common denominator???

Smoked salmon?

 

[aguero93:20]

After Eight mints.
pool black ball number Eight.
Henry the Eighth.
Scum Eighth in league..


can anyone guess the common denominator???

Smoked salmon?

I wouldn't trust that salmon, the swans ate it and guess what happened?

 

[silverback]

Finished up poorly?

 

[mancunial]

He did the dive to get the lad booked, seeing as I think he was already in a yellow

 

[IOWBlue]

fellaini

"Manchester United midfielder Marouane Fellaini faces a spell on the sidelines after undergoing surgery on his wrist".

dont need to think hard for a punchline. Wish he was playing every game for them though ;)

Has there been a worse buy this season?

 

[Scouse_Jimi]

Re: fellaini

Soldado & Lamela both fighting Fellaini for the worst buy prize I reckon