United thread 2013/14

[JoeMercer'sWay]

The Glazers ambition is top 3, they're not going to spunk shed loads of money on anyone.

 

[baldybouncer]

There is talk that come January 1st they will have a £100 million war chest to buy players.

How come when we spend 100 million we are accused of trying to buy the league and yet they are not accused of trying to buy 7th ?

Far to many noughts in that number!!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Re: fellaini

Wish there was a gif showing his Shaggy-esque running to keep up with Jesus before the 4th goal...

You're (IIRC) somewhat competent at making like this?

If not, TCIB! calling TCIB!

Edit: Didn't see you'd replied Tcib

 

[dom]

ROLF !!

£100 million war chest, my arse !!!!

The smell of desparartion wafts across the air from the Rag PR HQ

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

There is talk that come January 1st they will have a £100 million war chest to buy players.

How come when we spend 100 million we are accused of trying to buy the league and yet they are not accused of trying to buy 7th ?

Far to many noughts in that number!!

Far too many ones as well.
They haven't got a pot to piss in - unless they offload the granny shagger they are looking at Bosmans.
I would fucking soil myself if that happened and Van Pursestrings put in a transfer request the next day.

 

[samharris]

There is talk that come January 1st they will have a £100 million war chest to buy players.

How come when we spend 100 million we are accused of trying to buy the league and yet they are not accused of trying to buy 7th ?

All the best players are cup tied to the champions league..and have a better chance of winning it if they dont join the rags...

Sam; I was taking the piss about them buying 7th !!! I know they wont buy anyone (unless Baines is totally stupid)

I was just adding my pisstake too fella... theres rag lurkers on here ;)

 

[quiet_riot]

Re: fellaini

Wish there was a gif showing his Shaggy-esque running to keep up with Jesus before the 4th goal...

You're (IIRC) somewhat competent at making like this?

Christmas food has already slowed me down. AKA, I can't be arsed!

 

[Salford_Blue]

From BBC:

Manager David Moyes is "actively looking" at Manchester United players currently out on loan, with a view to recalling them during the January transfer window.

The Scot mentions Jesse Lingard at Birmingham, Wigan's Nick Powell and Ipswich's Ryan Tunnicliffe, describing them as "the future".

Moyes - whose side face a trip to Hull on Boxing Day - confirmed that summer signing Marouane Fellaini will be out for "six weeks" following wrist surgery

Sounds like Messi and Iniesta will need to wait until Summer to don the famous red shirt.

 

[Bilboblue]

From BBC:

Manager David Moyes is "actively looking" at Manchester United players currently out on loan, with a view to recalling them during the January transfer window.

The Scot mentions Jesse Lingard at Birmingham, Wigan's Nick Powell and Ipswich's Ryan Tunnicliffe, describing them as "the future".

Moyes - whose side face a trip to Hull on Boxing Day - confirmed that summer signing Marouane Fellaini will be out for "six weeks" following wrist surgery

Sounds like Messi and Iniesta will need to wait until Summer to don the famous red shirt.

No way Aldershot could afford them.

 

[Salford_Blue]

From Bale to Iniesta to Sneijder to Tunnicliffe.

Seems common sense to me.

And they get to play the, "We are bringing them through the ranks" card.

WIn win for Malc.

After this inspiring news, Wall Street should be buzzing.

I sense another sponsorship deal with a Lithuanian Chocolate Biscuit firm in the offing