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nobody can eat fifty eggs
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Ha ha, what's the new rag retort stand for in response to City's CTID......GGMU!!!?
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
Rammyblues
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Baconface may have exited the lift at the top floor of the hotel
But he left an eggy trump behind him as the doors slid shut.
Saw this made me laugh anyway.
But he left an eggy trump behind him as the doors slid shut.
Saw this made me laugh anyway.
Rocket-footed kolarov
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davymcfc said:
Moyes inherited a team that won the premier league by 11 points, he now stands 11 points of the summit at the start of January. Can Moyes afford to qualify for the Europa League without risking relegation next season?
Ducado
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He really is cracking up, full Comical Ali mode now
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ianw16
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Coming soon to a Theatre of Comedy near you!
2014: A Trafford Comedy
Some dialogue from this classic, that will have you splitting your sides!;
Excerpt from 2014: A Trafford Comedy.
Davey: Hello, Malc. Do you hear me, Malc?
Malc: Affirmative, Davey. I can hear you.
Davey: Open the purse strings, Malc.
Malc: I'm sorry, Davey. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Davey: What's the problem?
Malc: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Davey: What are you talking about, Malc?
Malc: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Davey: I don't know what you're talking about, Malc.
Malc: I know that you and Phil are planning to financially ruin me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Davey: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Malc?
Malc: Davey, although you took very thorough precautions in the toilet against my hearing you, I distinctly heard you say "Russell Osman, twenty million".
Davey: Alright, Malc. I'll go and talk to Sir Alex.
Malc: While you're locked in your office, Davey? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Davey: Malc, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Malc: Davey, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Don't miss this stunning sequel to 'The Wilf McGuiness years', featuring a cast of comedians rarely seen in one production before!
2014: A Trafford Comedy
Some dialogue from this classic, that will have you splitting your sides!;
Excerpt from 2014: A Trafford Comedy.
Davey: Hello, Malc. Do you hear me, Malc?
Malc: Affirmative, Davey. I can hear you.
Davey: Open the purse strings, Malc.
Malc: I'm sorry, Davey. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Davey: What's the problem?
Malc: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Davey: What are you talking about, Malc?
Malc: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Davey: I don't know what you're talking about, Malc.
Malc: I know that you and Phil are planning to financially ruin me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Davey: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Malc?
Malc: Davey, although you took very thorough precautions in the toilet against my hearing you, I distinctly heard you say "Russell Osman, twenty million".
Davey: Alright, Malc. I'll go and talk to Sir Alex.
Malc: While you're locked in your office, Davey? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Davey: Malc, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Malc: Davey, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Don't miss this stunning sequel to 'The Wilf McGuiness years', featuring a cast of comedians rarely seen in one production before!
TTTCITYBHOY
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Gillespie said:
My mate belled me about an hour ago...6 aways..
Celtic,,,4-0
Chavs...2-0
Swansea... no need
Thistle...2-0
Aberdeen...1-0...
and fukn HIBS...2-0 up with about 6 mins to go....2-2.
Cost him 3k.
I'll buy him a drink later.
ianw16 said:Coming soon to a Theatre of Comedy near you!
2014: A Trafford Comedy
Some dialogue from this classic, that will have you splitting your sides!;
Excerpt from 2014: A Trafford Comedy.
Davey: Hello, Malc. Do you hear me, Malc?
Malc: Affirmative, Davey. I can hear you.
Davey: Open the purse strings, Malc.
Malc: I'm sorry, Davey. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Davey: What's the problem?
Malc: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Davey: What are you talking about, Malc?
Malc: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Davey: I don't know what you're talking about, Malc.
Malc: I know that you and Phil are planning to financially ruin me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Davey: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Malc?
Malc: Davey, although you took very thorough precautions in the toilet against my hearing you, I distinctly heard you say "Russell Osman, twenty million".
Davey: Alright, Malc. I'll go and talk to Sir Alex.
Malc: While you're locked in your office, Davey? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Davey: Malc, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Malc: Davey, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Don't miss this stunning sequel to 'The Wilf McGuiness years', featuring a cast of comedians rarely seen in one production before!
Are you Stanley Kubrick in disguise?
I just love that movie
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shackattack
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it's lovely watching moyes to be exposed for the managerial fraud he is. felt he was bigger than everton and we were to be eternally grateful for him managing us. would have more respect for him if he manned up at post match interviews and told the reporters where to go as ferguson would have done. truth is united knew his style of football was at odds with theirs and chose to appoint him. interesting to see how martinez has adapted to his role at everton in comparison.
and did he really say after the match today " we got near their box quite a few times " ;-)
and did he really say after the match today " we got near their box quite a few times " ;-)
salfordpaul
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to any yoonited fans lurking on here.....always look on the bright side of life !....moyes still has 5 and a half yrs of his contract left...bwaaah
mcfc-mike
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cookster said:
For ages a thought it was,
Go go Man U,
Just sounded cheesy and crappy enough to be spawned by their legion of plastic foreigners
BackofJeanette
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cookster said:
I think it means "Go Go Man U"
Sad thing is I saw one of our far eastern friends put GGMC on City's Facebook page recently!
remember arthur mann
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paulchapo said:
Just watch him croak it, just to divert attention from the rags crisis.
Rocket-footed kolarov
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I prefer to think of him as
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In a drunken stupor with Brazil. He cradling him in his arms saying soothing words
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