United thread 2013/14

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Does anyone know where i can get all the fixtures of premier league matches?

I take it the reason no one has replied to this is that they are as dumb struck as me?

I know. Everyone knows it's called the Barclays Premier League.

 

[jrb]

Advert last night after the Leicester V Derby match on Sky Sports 1.

[bigimg]http://i.imgur.com/noYKHNq.jpg[/bigimg]

 

[Deleted member 13905]

has this been posted yet?...

 

[samharris]

This season is like one long episode of Fawlty Towers

I'm not sure about that. There were moments in Fawlty Towers that weren't that funny.

Whack a sign up before the next rags home game saying "Flowery Twats"

Farty Owls..;)

 

[Paladin]

I just stumbled across this on YouTube, when following a link from here.

I wonder who set this particular question (probably a Blue). There must have been some discomfort in the studio when this was on.

For the record, the unnecessary dig at Arsenal, featured in the title of the clip is here.

 

[malg]

LOL, from the caf:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/threads/when-does-it-become-acceptable-for-fans-of-manchester-united-to-start-supporting-other-clubs.382226/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/threads/when-doe ... bs.382226/</a>

If you're plastic and you know it clap your hands...

Unbelievable Jeff (quote from sad cafe):

I think realistically we'll be a laughing stock by the time I have kids of school age so I'll probably get them City shirts so they don't have to go through the embarrassment of being a United fan.

Can you IMAGINE in you wildest dreams ever doing that? I can't promise I'd go every week, but I'd still be a blue if we were relegated to the bloody conference. I don't have any choice in the matter, it's part of who I am.

I've just had a look at that thread and I reckon it's one big WUM, and probably designed to get a response on here. I'd suggest that the majority of the posts are tongue in cheek, with the odd plastic taking the bait. Probably their version of a Clarkie.

I've just read more of it, and it's actually quite funny, they've taken to this 'gallows humour' quite quickly.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Thigh injury my arse !
Even if it is, then still great for our enjoyment :)

come on TCIB, we all know skiing followed by house hunting is strenuous on the thighs! :)

Not sure about the house hunting, but skiing definitely is strenuous on the thighs and calves

What if you're a tortoise?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

LOL, from the caf:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/threads/when-does-it-become-acceptable-for-fans-of-manchester-united-to-start-supporting-other-clubs.382226/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/threads/when-doe ... bs.382226/</a>

If you're plastic and you know it clap your hands...

Unbelievable Jeff (quote from sad cafe):

I think realistically we'll be a laughing stock by the time I have kids of school age so I'll probably get them City shirts so they don't have to go through the embarrassment of being a United fan.

Can you IMAGINE in you wildest dreams ever doing that? I can't promise I'd go every week, but I'd still be a blue if we were relegated to the bloody conference. I don't have any choice in the matter, it's part of who I am.

I've just had a look at that thread and I reckon it's one big WUM, and probably designed to get a response on here. I'd suggest that the majority of the posts are tongue in cheek, with the odd plastic taking the bait. Probably their version of a Clarkie.

I've just read more of it, and it's actually quite funny, they've taken to this 'gallows humour' quite quickly.

Credit where it's due, many of them have, which is probably a good thing all things considered.

 

[Bilboblue]

LOL, from the caf:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/threads/when-does-it-become-acceptable-for-fans-of-manchester-united-to-start-supporting-other-clubs.382226/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/threads/when-doe ... bs.382226/</a>

If you're plastic and you know it clap your hands...

Unbelievable Jeff (quote from sad cafe):

I think realistically we'll be a laughing stock by the time I have kids of school age so I'll probably get them City shirts so they don't have to go through the embarrassment of being a United fan.

Can you IMAGINE in you wildest dreams ever doing that? I can't promise I'd go every week, but I'd still be a blue if we were relegated to the bloody conference. I don't have any choice in the matter, it's part of who I am.

I've just had a look at that thread and I reckon it's one big WUM, and probably designed to get a response on here. I'd suggest that the majority of the posts are tongue in cheek, with the odd plastic taking the bait. Probably their version of a Clarkie.

I've just read more of it, and it's actually quite funny, they've taken to this 'gallows humour' quite quickly.

I'm glad another Blue spotted that, looked like some on here thought it was serious.

It is quite funny, maybe they have looked back at how we were previously and thought it's the right way to go! There are a few on there have taken it seriously though I think.

What on earth would happen if they went down though? They actually think these are dark days already, the spoilt fuckers!

 

[laserblue]

Moyes talking in riddles again.........

The players have been very good, in the main. We just need things to go for us, we need to play better and take our chances. I think the performances have been fine. There have been things that have gone against us, decisions which haven’t helped, but I think we have played pretty well.



Those statements can't all be right.

It all boils down to Moyes saying "I'm doing everything right but am being totally sabotaged by a referees' conspiracy."