United thread 2013/14

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Any photoshoppers online taking requests?
Phil Jones with the aguero goal face as Neil.

adnan as Simon.

Gary Neville as Jay

and.. Fabio? As Will.

instead of the inbetweeners it's the midtable ers

many thanks

 

[TCIB]

Any photoshoppers online taking requests?
Phil Jones with the aguero goal face as Neil.

adnan as Simon.

Gary Neville as Jay

and.. Fabio? As Will.

instead of the inbetweeners it's the midtable ers

many thanks

Dunno if he does requests to often but "monkey-trousers" makes some brilliant ones.

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

United media wing seem to think that every good/worldclass player can't wait for a call up to play for them,from fabregas to fellani we all knw what happened

 

[Blue Hefner]

Apparently good players aren't availiable in January. That's funny they weren't availiable in the summer either.

Anyone notice a pattern??

 

[Barry's left peg]

We have a latest transfer lada Michelle Keegan from

mufc

 

[aguero93:20]

Apparently good players aren't availiable in January. That's funny they were availiable in the summer either.

Anyone notice a pattern??

that's really funny, we found good players who were available in the summer and I bet we could find them in January too, why is that I wonder?

 

[2sheikhs]

According to Sky:

Manchester United manager David Moyes has been given assurances that significant funds are available to him for this month and the summer transfer windows, writes Sky Sports News' Chief News Reporter Bryan Swanson.

Even the rags I know (and I know some blinkered, bitter, delusional fuckers) are not falling for this anymore.
The machine will really start grinding through it's gears now. United plc don't give a flying fuck about the match going rags. Merchandise and sponsorship is all they care about. In the past, they could back up their marketing push by showing on field success. Sky would show them in glorious HD dry bumming the likes of palace, wba and hull as if it was some kind of stellar fixture. All the gullible sponges in the far east and the Indian sub continent could snuggle up underneath their manyoo quilt and watch the scum put on a show.
This season's fayre is a little different though. Getting up in the middle of the night to watch them get their pants pulled down at the swamp is going to become a bit tiresome. Most, if not all of these foreign rags, follow them so they can say, "I'm a winner. I follow a team of winners. That makes me a winner". Take that away from them and united plc are in trouble. The raw, naked and ruthless way they have marketed the club has led them to the American stock markets. Fine, if you're successful and are producing the goods on the pitch and winning trophies. Absolutely catastrophic, if what's being served up doesn't match up to the promises and hype. The last throw of the dice is to offer reassurances of "transition" and "look who we're trying to sign" or "huge war chest available". Eventually, even the thickest of the lobotomised rags will start to think, "I think I'm being had over".
Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock.

 

[eyejay51]

It's looking like the tic has finally tocked.

RIP ManUtd

 

[samharris]

Now you all know that I never have a bad word to say about them and to back up my argument Ive written a little song for them..

"the flintstones"..

Manches-ter-united they're a fucked up football family,

From the town of Trafford,all they have left is their history,

They'll drop, down the table cos of moyes,

Their prams,will be tossing out their toys.

when you're with united,you'll have a massive pile of shite time,a pile of shite time,

you'll have a shite old time..

ta dah!!

 

[Zubrman]

Manchester United were once the Goliath of English football, then along came David.....