United thread 2013/14

[aguero93:20]

Is Gus trying to make his job easier for the semi-final?

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David Moyes still right boss for Manchester United - Gus Poyet

Sunderland manager Gus Poyet believes David Moyes is "still the right man" for Manchester United - but says he needs time to get things right.
The Black Cats host United in Tuesday's Capital One Cup semi-final first leg.
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It is probably the most difficult time they have had in 15 years. If there's any time to play them, it's probably now
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Adam Johnson
Moyes has had a difficult first season in charge with his team seventh in the Premier League and knocked out of the FA Cup in the third round by Swansea.
Poyet said: "He needs time and I hope he gets it to prove he was and is still the right man for Manchester United."
Moyes, whose side are 11 points adrift of league leaders Arsenal, has come in for criticism after the Swans became the fifth visiting side to win at Old Trafford this season, with West Brom, Everton, Newcastle and Tottenham having previously done so.
The Sunderland manager continued: "It's difficult to feel it (the pressure Moyes is under), but you can see it and I don't think it's nice, I don't.
"But I am sure that David first is strong enough and good enough to do the job, and secondly, everybody knew that after Alex Ferguson, it would be very difficult, very difficult."
Yet Adam Johnson believes United's current problems could work to the Black Cats' advantage.
Sunderland's former Manchester City winger said: "Hopefully we can try to catch them when it is probably the most difficult time they have had in 15 years.
Moyes' defeats this season
0-1 Liverpool (A) Premier League)
1-4 Manchester City (A) Premier League)
1-2 West Brom (H) Premier League)
0-1 Everton (H) Premier League)
0-1 Newcastle (H) Premier League)
1-2 Tottenham (H) Premier League)
1-2 Swansea (H) FA Cup)
"If there's any time to play them, it's probably now, so we can try to make the most of that.
"But they are still a top-quality team with top quality players and the key is to go to Old Trafford not down."
Poyet, meanwhile, has urged his bottom-of-the-table side to put a "nightmare" season to one side and relish the opportunity to reach a final.
The 46-year-old, who will be able to call on fit-again defender John O'Shea to face his former club, said: "It's the nice part, the nicest. It's nice to come here and talk about a semi-final and not talk about points and relegation.
"I would like to say it's the nicest part of the season because the rest has been a nightmare with the position in the table, so let's try to enjoy this one and go on and do something important for the club."

keep it up poyet #saveourdavey

 

[adrianr]

Any photoshoppers online taking requests?
Phil Jones with the aguero goal face as Neil.

adnan as Simon.

Gary Neville as Jay

and.. Fabio? As Will.

instead of the inbetweeners it's the midtable ers

many thanks

Give me 15 minutes.

Bit longer but most of that was finding images + taking a dump. Sorry for no classic Phil Jones face, this one was the only one that may possibly fit (in some universe I fortunately don't work in).

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

You read me like a book.

You complete me (just for the posters that get upset when we go all Brokeback)

Other posters? I was under to the impression this was a PM conversation.

For those that dont know what GDM and i look like

Megamind and minion

 

[BTH]

MUEN's rags' apologist, Peter Spencer, on Talksh!te now. Sounds suicidal, like he might cry. :-)

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

My God! The Daily Mirror are actually taking the piss out of Moyes.

The 20 emotional faces of David Moyes: A man who knows how to express himself

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This was epic

 

[Eric Wirral]

Any photoshoppers online taking requests?
Phil Jones with the aguero goal face as Neil.

adnan as Simon.

Gary Neville as Jay

and.. Fabio? As Will.

instead of the inbetweeners it's the midtable ers

many thanks

Give me 15 minutes.

Bit longer but most of that was finding images + taking a dump. Sorry for no classic Phil Jones face, this one was the only one that may possibly fit (in some universe I fortunately don't work in).

Brilliant. Neville really is Jay Cartwright!! Ha Ha

 

[zandvoort blue]

Heard they had got contreao from Madrid? He any good? Never really seen him Play.

Talkshite are reporting that he's going nowhere, Ancelloti has said the window is 'over' for Real, nobody in and nobody out.

Won`t happen, as Real will see this as an opportunity to eradicate them as a rival.

 

[aguero93:20]

Re: 12th Day Of Christmas - yoonited

just the first two lines:
12 signings needed
11 shit cunts starting
10 points away from City
9 goal difference
8 all the pies Wayne
7th in the table
6 games lost already
5 WINS IN A ROW
4-1 loss to City
3 goals at the swamp
2 for the Swansea boys...and
1 manager who aint got a clue.

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Really thought someone would of done a hitler video by now.

 

[threadkiller]

When United are this bad and losing these games for the first time in 50 years, do their supporters wake up feeling BLUE ? :)

God I hope not....