United thread 2013/14

[Blumers Bloomers]

To the tune of 'The Laughing Policeman':

There was a football manager,
His name was David Moyes.
They hand-picked him from Everton
To manage Fergie's boys.
But they're now in mid table
And out the FA Cup.
The man they call the chosen one
Has really fucked it up
Bwahahahahaha etc.

Do whatever it takes to get this going!!

 

[kippaxblue76]

What worries me is that now they are out of the FA cup they could mount a serious challenge for the title, never write them off.

 

[davymcfc]

What worries me is that now they are out of the FA cup they could mount a serious challenge for the title, never write them off.

The joke thread is in the cellar.

 

[paulchapo]

This is just too delicious for words and as one who had to suffer over 35 years of those pricks taunting,crowing and gloating, they need at LEAST half of that back to even begin to feel what we had to endure,so no,their suffering is far from over yet!

It could all go very bad for them very quickly from here.No top four and Rooney and Van Persie will be gone.With the loss of revenue and the Glazer debts they will not be able to afford the top players and anyway they won't want to go to a team not in the champions league.This season really is make or break for them and so far it is break and teetering on the edge of a total meltdown.Here's hoping!

 

[citytill1die84]

To the tune of 'The Laughing Policeman':

There was a football manager,
His name was David Moyes.
They hand-picked him from Everton
To manage Fergie's boys.
But they're now in mid table
And out the FA Cup.
The man they call the chosen one
Has really fucked it up
Bwahahahahaha etc.

Haha quality. This thread is becoming a classic.

 

[Glyn]

It's happening far to quickly.With the way things are going he'll be out by the end of the season.They need to suffer.For a long time.A long slow painful type of suffer.A type of suffer never before imagined.A truly unimaginable type of suffering.For a long time.












Did I mention suffering.....??

I have come back from beyond the grave to enjoy these moments !

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"You seem to run around a bit and look like you can knock it out to the wingers. Can you play on Saturday?"

Edited for accuracy.

 

[barney*]

Prestwich_Blue wrote:
To the tune of 'The Laughing Policeman':

There was a football manager,
His name was David Moyes.
They hand-picked him from Everton
To manage Fergie's boys.
But they're now in mid table
And out the FA Cup.
The man they call the chosen one
Has really fucked it up
Bwahahahahaha etc.

Kin brilliant

 

[Rammyblues]

Just as much as it makes me weep at their demise with tears of joy I also hope it gives the Swans further incentive to do them again at the weekend in the league. They should be buzzin, and I would also hope that other teams can see this lot are there for the taking and just have a fookin go at them. Obviously Cardiff will bend down and part their cheeks.

 

[marco]

What worries me is that now they are out of the FA cup they could mount a serious challenge for the title, never write them off.

lol