United thread 2013/14

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Prestwich_Blue said:
To the tune of 'The Laughing Policeman':

There was a football manager,
His name was David Moyes.
They hand-picked him from Everton
To manage Fergie's boys.
But they're now in mid table
And out the FA Cup.
The man they call the chosen one
Has really fucked it up
Bwahahahahaha etc.
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Do whatever it takes to get this going!!
 
kippaxblue76 said:
What worries me is that now they are out of the FA cup they could mount a serious challenge for the title, never write them off.
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The joke thread is in the cellar.
 
This is just too delicious for words and as one who had to suffer over 35 years of those pricks taunting,crowing and gloating, they need at LEAST half of that back to even begin to feel what we had to endure,so no,their suffering is far from over yet!

It could all go very bad for them very quickly from here.No top four and Rooney and Van Persie will be gone.With the loss of revenue and the Glazer debts they will not be able to afford the top players and anyway they won't want to go to a team not in the champions league.This season really is make or break for them and so far it is break and teetering on the edge of a total meltdown.Here's hoping!
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
To the tune of 'The Laughing Policeman':

There was a football manager,
His name was David Moyes.
They hand-picked him from Everton
To manage Fergie's boys.
But they're now in mid table
And out the FA Cup.
The man they call the chosen one
Has really fucked it up
Bwahahahahaha etc.
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Haha quality. This thread is becoming a classic.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
It's happening far to quickly.With the way things are going he'll be out by the end of the season.They need to suffer.For a long time.A long slow painful type of suffer.A type of suffer never before imagined.A truly unimaginable type of suffering.For a long time.












Did I mention suffering.....??
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I have come back from beyond the grave to enjoy these moments !
 
DiscoSteve said:
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"You seem to run around a bit and look like you can knock it out to the wingers. Can you play on Saturday?"
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Edited for accuracy.
 
Prestwich_Blue wrote:
To the tune of 'The Laughing Policeman':

There was a football manager,
His name was David Moyes.
They hand-picked him from Everton
To manage Fergie's boys.
But they're now in mid table
And out the FA Cup.
The man they call the chosen one
Has really fucked it up
Bwahahahahaha etc.

Kin brilliant
 
Just as much as it makes me weep at their demise with tears of joy I also hope it gives the Swans further incentive to do them again at the weekend in the league. They should be buzzin, and I would also hope that other teams can see this lot are there for the taking and just have a fookin go at them. Obviously Cardiff will bend down and part their cheeks.
 
davymcfc said:
kippaxblue76 said:
What worries me is that now they are out of the FA cup they could mount a serious challenge for the title, never write them off.
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The joke thread is in the cellar.
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Title's gone but I could see them winning the Champs League.
 
The biggest travesty is that even though these turds have been shown up this season as average at best, they'll still be in the world cup squad. Even rags are saying smalling, cleverly, young etc are shit. The FA and hodgson don't care, they play for the scum so that's good enough.
 
plongo said:
My (lovely) wife has just accused me of being a bitter, immature, ungracious, classless person, after my venting of spleen against that lot, at the moment I have dreamt of for too many years.
She just doesn't get it does she?
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Snap. And my smug smile just made the situation even worse!
 
rickmcfc said:
Samsdad said:
https://vine.co/v/hYHM2WgxvgA

Even the refs are getting sick of them hahaha
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Is that real?
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Apologies for posting this but 5th post down

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I fucking love the fact that their misery is doubled because they have to watch our club scaling the heights again.
 
What about that joker Owen............finally had to admit that the rags were second best all afternoon, no chance of a coaching job for him then
 
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