United Thread 2015/16

[bluevengence]

shal wesing a song for you

 

[squirtyflower]

Just had a text from daughter number 2

"Carling are swapping old Nike kits for the new kit for free at Piccadillly"

Ffs things looking bad for the swamp dwellers, can't possibly have everyone on TV with an old shirt when they have new ones to sell!

 

[bluevengence]

typical raggy shit

 

[squirtyflower]

Can we please keep all the match comments to the match thread or they will be deleted

 

[billymumphrey]

How much of a wanker do you have to be to want to be known as a footballer simply by your first name? Especially one so fucking stupid. The commentators calling him that is already winding me up. Not sure if i want them to lose or win tbh. In the long term them winning their first few games could convince the turtle not to bother buying anybody decent, i'd be delighted if they had to play at the very least until January with this team

Not to defend them - but I think the reason he wants to be called Memphis is because his dad was a dead beat and left the family when they were really young- hence he doesn't want to be associated with his dad's name. Can't begrudge him that.

 

[Barcon]

Not to defend them - but I think the reason he wants to be called Memphis is because his dad was a dead beat and left the family when they were really young- hence he doesn't want to be associated with his dad's name. Can't begrudge him that.

I bet he wouldn't give a shit what his dad did if his first name was Gaylord.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Not to defend them - but I think the reason he wants to be called Memphis is because his dad was a dead beat and left the family when they were really young- hence he doesn't want to be associated with his dad's name. Can't begrudge him that.

if that's the case why not change his surname back to his mothers maiden name? Comes across as a massive arrogant prick. I can see him quickly becoming a hate figure.

 

[brettplane]

if that's the case why not change his surname back to his mothers maiden name? Comes across as a massive arrogant prick. I can see him quickly becoming a hate figure.

Put two and two together. Fits in perfectly at the scum.

 

[I Hart Man City]

Not to defend them - but I think the reason he wants to be called Memphis is because his dad was a dead beat and left the family when they were really young- hence he doesn't want to be associated with his dad's name. Can't begrudge him that.

if that's the case why not change his surname back to his mothers maiden name? Comes across as a massive arrogant prick. I can see him quickly becoming a hate figure.

Put two and two together. Fits in perfectly at the scum.

Well he should have been doing it before this season then. It's the kind of nauseating bollocks that sums them up. Next the commentators be calling Rooney Wazza.

 

[Ducado]

Can people not comment on games in team threads please, we have a thread each week to discuss all the games

 

[willipp]

Just back from the bookies and two rags in full kits playing on the roulette machine. Wouldnt you think they'd be watching the match the muppets.

 

[SWP's back]

Chill out for flips sake ducado. Half the posts on the forum are you trying to keep order as to the content of people's posts.

United are shit this season so far.

On a related note, Spurs are shitter so Utd will finish 4th or 5th.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Power eh

 

[-nibz-]

They look worse than last season. Spur's were just... er Spurs!

That German fella look's out of place. Watching him kinda reminds me of watching a celeb charity match.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

No threat to fourth place by either team, that was awful.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Chill out for flips sake ducado. Half the posts on the forum are you trying to keep order as to the content of people's posts.

United are shit this season so far.

On a related note, Spurs are shitter so Utd will finish 4th or 5th.

I couldn't believe what I was watching there. What absolute fucking shite football from both.What the fucking hell have both those sides blown money on ? The fucking state of Pigfucker when he came on, he looked like Steve Macmahon after a night on the piss. Spurs looked like tgey had 11 shit central defenders playing. Fucking abysmal.

I bet Bournmouth knock the ball around better than that. Fellaini is a huge improvement on the whole midfield in either of those two today. Absolute dogshit. If I was a Liverpool fan, I'd suddenly be feeling a lot more optimistic.

 

[AshtonBlueMooner]

Very average game played by two decidedly average teams and commentated on by the most bias ex-player ever. Did he win more at Liverpool or United, you'd never guess by his love-in for everything United.

 

[malg]

Just had a text from daughter number 2

"Carling are swapping old Nike kits for the new kit for free at Piccadillly"

Ffs things looking bad for the swamp dwellers, can't possibly have everyone on TV with an old shirt when they have new ones to sell!

Eh? Have I missed some wind up here.....?

 

[goatersnipple]

I went to the bookies earlier.
I put a bet on.
The guy in there said oh u get an offer with that bet.
Enhanced odds on united to win.
Fuck off mate I'd rather win nothing than want them cunts to win .......

 

[squirtyflower]

Eh? Have I missed some wind up here.....?

Nope, she said they were lining up to do a swap