United Thread 2015/16

[bluethrunthru]

Love the transfer approach - weeks being linked ( really means chasing like mad ) with players who then announce they aren't moving / have gone elsewhere in which case the rags announce " we were never interested anyway "

As noted on here elsewhere a very childish approach showing themselves up for what they are - now shopping at ASDA but trying to get away with putting purchases in a Waitrose carrier bag - before too long they will have to admit whats going on by putting their Aldi purchases in a Sainsburys bag - remember the tick tock on here -well the tick has sounded for them and we are half way thru tock - tick to.....

 

[Pam]

Sky Sports breaking news : Utd no longer interested in Pedro

30 minutes later: breaking news. Chelsea sign Pedro.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Clearly snubbed but I say again its like being dumped by a girl and trying to tell everything 1st you dumped her

How are they accounting for the fact that the clown Woodward was in Barcalona this week?

 

[Helmet Cole]

Funny thing is, they have the money but good players just don't want to be there because they are shit and have a clown in charge.

 

[bluethrunthru]

How are they accounting for the fact that the clown Woodward was in Barcalona this week?

Holiday? On a bender with the boiled bollock? Desperately trying to sign Pedro and getting the finger when a much better offer came up ? The sad irony is he had to change to Barca airport - he originally was flying into Madrid but Ramos pulled the same stroke on him.

If I am ever taken hostage I hope Edwoodwoodwood isn't the negotiator for my release - I'd be as good as dead.

 

[Oleole123]

Hahahahha SNUBBED!

But Sane isnt that bad

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The fans, management and staff all assumed it would just effortlessly go on forever, without question, like it was some immutable law of the universe.

The united way.

Hilarious.

 

[nellyonthewing]

Strangely if you re-arrange the letters in Ramos,Pedro and Otimendi it spells fuck off you raggy rag bastards-spooky ..

 

[abu13]

Comedy gold from the Ragcafe.

We will have something up our sleeve. The British media haven't a clue who but there will be somebody.

Look at our dealings late last Summer - Rojo came out of nowhere, Di Maria was a bit of a surprise in terms of the fact nobody thought it would happen. Radamel Falcao came completely out of the blue very quickly.

The same will happen again, we have money and there is no way Van Gaal will settle for his current attacking options having let Di Maria, RVP and Falcao leave.



Comforting themselves about good signings coming at the end of the window and then quoting Rojo, DiMaria and Falcao as examples !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep they all worked out well didn't they.

 

[PSmyth07]

They could have got Connor Wickham a few weeks ago. D'oh.

 

[BlueTG]

The "I quit my job 2 minutes after I got sacked" approach.