United Thread 2015/16

[the god Gerry Gow]

Woody does not know what day it is, he's being sent on that many fruitless missions across different time zones on a wild goose chase. What the fuck and who the fuck and where the fuck is it which team our next target is playing for and he gives it the yadayada shit about United being a big club? Is that the Man U's plan? Looks like it. The hilarity continues.

Got a feeling that he is one of those people who makes a complete cock up of things so the swampdwellers have come up with this strategy to just keep him on the move.

"Ed, your off to Barcelona"

"But I've only just got back from Madrid"

 

[warspite]

Neymar hahahaha they fuck Barcelona about for Pedro then expect Neymar?

The Sun will sell loads off papers to gullible rags this morning.

Oh my insides :-)

Not that I feel sorry for the rag hordes but this is mental torture being inflicted on them by that odious club, they are having their hopes built up again that a world superstar like Neymar is actually going to leave arguably the best team in the world and pitch up on the side of the Ship Canal to fight for a Europa League place, if that;s what they want to believe then they are thicker than I ever imagined

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Neymar hahahaha they fuck Barcelona about for Pedro then expect Neymar?

The Sun will sell loads off papers to gullible rags this morning.

Oh my insides :-)

Do you recon they might have a watershed moment and stop buying the sun, the mirror etc due to having their hopes dashed by these bull shit transfer stories. Barca know they ain't selling Neymar, United know barca won't sell Neymar so why run big on a story a move is going to happen?

 

[malg]

Secret talks for Neymar eh....? That Woodward fella is a bit of genius in keeping that under the radar. I never knew Barca were selling Neymar. Ah well, you live and learn........

 

[sparky1]

Will Neymar be making his debut today after progressing through the yoonitey academy? Yippeekayhay

 

[goatersnipple]

Naymar and Pedro upfront with Ronaldo and bale.
Bloody hell they're building some team.....

Oh hang .....

 

[hertsblue]

Not exactly secret talks if its in the papers is it. But Naymar LOL. As if Barcelona are going to sell him. Just keeping the fans happy I guess by being linked to a player of the week.
From Gossip page also on BBC they say "Manchester United are demanding that Real Madrid pay £29m for Spanish goalkeeper David De Gea, 24 - or £22m plus 28-year-old Costa Rican Keylor Navas". Demanding lol. Madrid will just say keep him for a year and we will have him for nothing.
So Turtleneck is saying he is not for sale and wont be sold yet wont pick him till after the transfer window shuts. Weird.

 

[George Hannah]

Louise on SSN - 'When Manzester Oonited want a player he come, when we want him stay - like de Gea - he stay.'
Different realities in Stretford to the rest of the planet.

 

[It just had to be BLUE.]

It's great watching Oil Rig Head squirm, it's a win win situation for Real with De Gea.

The desperation out of the Toilet at the minute is hilarious, Woodward and louis are about as much use as a dwarf buying a season ticket for Aston Towers..

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

It's great watching Oil Rig Head squirm, it's a win win situation for Real with De Gea.

The desperation out of the Toilet at the minute is hilarious, Woodward and louis are about as much use as a dwarf buying a season ticket for Aston Towers..

Christ it's 8 in the morning and the best post of the day has happened. Trying not to laugh as I don't want to wake the Mrs, but the dwarf analogy was hilarious.