United Thread 2015/16

[Ancient Citizen]

The only thing that fat **** will break is a fucking chair.

Luke Shaw does have an enormous arse, Coloccini must have thought he was running round a roundabout.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Scholes 'United need to beat the likes of Newcastle to win the league.....'

They are not going to challenge/win the fucking league!! Why do pundits keep saying things like that??

 

[CheethamHillBlue]

35 times....is that a real statistic? Oh, and I'm guessing some commentator said the 'strings' comment? Why are their players always monumentally overrated....

Anyone have a link to this? Would so much love this to be true. ;-)

 

[worsleyweb]

They won't make top 4. They are shit.

 

[schfc6]

OK guys, put yourselves in the skin of a scum fan, I know, I know, but just go along with me for a minute.
Just think about how almost suicidal they must feel right now, not only at how totally abject their mighty reds have become - but how 'ickle City have surpassed them in almost every department, on and off the field - for now and for the foreseeable future.
How absolutely sick to the stomach they must feel. If the roles were to be reversed I'm not sure I could cope.

I'm sure the more intelligent ones among them (bit of a stretch I know) are slowly beginning to realise this - by Christ - the Samaritans are going to earn their corn over the next few months and years.

And.... awaken slowly.... you're back in the room.

They're totally brain washed, completely delusional. I have a mate, season ticket holder for years, good amature footballer, very good job all round intelligent normal human. When it comes to United he is totally delusional. Depay is already the best most talented player in the league. Only Kompany, Ya Ya "perhaps" Silva and Aguero would get near their team...

Anything but football totally normal and enjoyable to be around, comes to United utter moron and he's not alone.

I do know one United fan who is horrified by the turtle, his football and his transfer system. So there are a few.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

They're totally brain washed, completely delusional. I have a mate, season ticket holder for years, good amature footballer, very good job all round intelligent normal human. When it comes to United he is totally delusional. Depay is already the best most talented player in the league. Only Kompany, Ya Ya "perhaps" Silva and Aguero would get near their team...

Anything but football totally normal and enjoyable to be around, comes to United utter moron and he's not alone.

I do know one United fan who is horrified by the turtle, his football and his transfer system. So there are a few.

One of them on the Caf, reckons 5 of them would get in our team. Well displace our counterparts, as he put it.
He doesn't mention which 5 though.

 

[abu13]

Their matchday thread was awesome, after 20 minutes they were hailing Depay as a world beater. At half time he was getting slated.

I had to laugh when they starting banging on about the high quality of football being played.

 

[stony]

Of course it can last forever. The foundations are there. No more roller coasters, my friend.

It doesn't matter what foundations or infrastructure is in place if we get to the top then sit there thinking we'll never be removed. Football is littered with clubs who thought the good times would never end. Liverpool being a perfect example.

 

[schfc6]

Anyone have a link to this? Would so much love this to be true. ;-)

http://www.football365.com/f365-says/9961010/F365-Says
"Depay flattered to deceive after his midweek endeavours and he lost possession a whopping 35 times - more than any other player in a Premier League match so far this season."

 

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