United Thread 2015/16

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Someone from the Caf seems to be taking the "Rag" tag a little too seriously:

"It's like calling a United Supporter a "rag", yet one of those supporters could be a doctor treating one of your relatives in hospital right now. Is that a mature way of looking at something? Not at all, but the less intelligent ones will persist, and the Munich chants will also continue because they have no idea of common decency."
 
At this stage in the transfer window with those pesky Blues signing Sterling and KDB it's time for a futile gesture:-

"Woodward take a suitcase with £100m in it. Fly over to Europe and bring us back a player. Any player.

Don't bring the suitcase back."


With apologies to the late, great, Peter Cook.
 
Van Gall is looking ever more insane. "Woodwood fly to Barcelona and sign Pedro." Woodwood, " I don't think that's realistic." Van Gall's sympathetic response and reassuring hand on Woodwoods shoulder and a calm repetition of "Do it" sends Woodwood for his travel bags.
 
Seriously there is no way in this world Real Madrid are going to pay 40mill for a goalkeeper who wants to join them and in the last year of his contract.
 
What makes what you've described even more tragically comical is that certain united fans refer to Forest and Leeds as 'proper clubs' without any hint of irony that it was their club that consciously thrust the knife into those clubs' very existence as a leading footballing force. They talk nostalgically about their rivalry with Leeds United, like a wife-beater talks about the early days of his courtship with his battered and bruised missus. It's even more ironic given our place in the footballing firmamant at that time, which was considerable.

To some, football exists within a comically narrow and foolish prism. united, as a footballing institution, are hugely guilty in that regard. If they'd been on the ball between 2008 and 2011 the footballing landscpace would be very different today. They were too focused on dismissing and belittling us, to advance what they stood for and represented.

But they weren't. Their bloated arrogance allowed us to conquer, within a decade, the same mountain they'd taken a whole generation to climb. united fans love to try and use where we were a decade ago as a stick to beat us with, but the reality is it should be us that are taking the piss out of them for that. That we've been allowed to slip so seamlessly into the very heart of the European footballing establishment without any signs of meanwhile resistance should give them cause for serious self-examination, but it won't. They'll keep on telling themselves how good they are at pulling rabbits out of the hat and how their history will always trump whatever anyone else can bring to the table, but the rules of history aren't fixed like the laws of physics or chemistry.

Let them dream. A sinking man will always cling to whatever wreckage floats his way. It doesn't have any bearing of the...errr.....massve currents that are coming his way. They can thrash and complain all they want; the tide has turned and it's just a matter of time before the inevitable happens.

Hope dies last.
Brilliant again mate, the sinking man sentence was a personal highlight. .
 
But they've got a world class manager with a proven track record, don't you know? I think any of them even thinking this shows the ignorance of these so called experts more than anything.

This bloke has won two league titles this century. One with AZ and one with those German minnows Bayern. To give these 'achievements' some context Felix Magath won it with Munich and Steve McLaren won the Dutch title a year or two after him. He has riven dissent wherever he has been and I think the result against Bruges was just what was needed. Rooney back to his world class best and Van Gaal safely ensconced in his seat. Perfect....


Summed up beautifully - well done sir
 
It is quite funny reading Red Cafe when you realise that the closest most of them have been to Manchester is watching Coronation Street
Presumably with subtitles in Malaysia or wherever their billions of fans watch it?
 
It is quite funny reading Red Cafe when you realise that the closest most of them have been to Manchester is watching Coronation Street
Anyone who's from Manchester, or lives in or around the city, knows the rivalry and how deep-set it is. Mancunian rags play along with the whole indifference thing with those from Ireland and Singapore as it's expedient to so do.

One thing about that thread is they seem to think we're all really angry. It isn't anger that they see, but vindication mixed in with a little self-righteousness. Much more enjoyable emotions. To follow your club through the divisions, stick by them, and end up where we have, after all their remorseless mocking (even though they weren't bothered about us) feels better than they ever can or will following their club. It's almost indescribable. We're simply having a fucking ball following our club these days and part of that enjoyment is giving it back to them with interest.

We're not angry, but rather we're enjoying the view and laughing at those who thought they'd forever be looking down at us.

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Fucking rag cnuts :-)
 
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