United Thread 2015/16

[razman]

101 Great Goals ‏@101greatgoals 47s47 seconds ago

Van Gaal storms out of Swansea presser & blasts journos for asking about transfers (Video) http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/louis-van-gaal-storms-out-of-swansea-presser-blasts-journos-for-asking-about-transfers-video/…

ahh this might be the reason for that brilliant photo and for the fact that his master stroke signing would be charlie fkin austin!!

 

[mat]

Austin to the rags would be hilarious.

If only for him scoring more goals than shrek on 3 times less wages.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Worth another look.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

 

[Vienna_70]

Look at his face, just look at his face!

He's no Francis Lee!

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

So Neymar was a smokescreen all along, clever stuff from Woodward

 

[Vienna_70]

I please let this Charlie Austin be true, I am of to church to light a candle and pray for it. Comedy gold silver and bronze if it happens, rag cafe will explode.

Are you a Liverpool fan by any chance?

 

[BigOscar]

Off the ever hilarious caf

If they had spent 100 million buying a player like Muller or a Messi type i'd be more worried but Sterling and De Bruyne are hardly going to guarantee them the league.

I love the bundling of the german Milner in with Messi, presumably because he was linked to them

 

[Sergi0 Na5r1]

"People need to get a grip. If they had spent 100 million buying a player like Muller or a Messi type i'd be more worried but Sterling and De Bruyne are hardly going to guarantee them the league.

As somebody else said it's dependent on whether they can keep Aguero fit more than any of the 3 that play behind them."

It's all about Aguero apparently. Because we always lose when Kun's injured ;)

 

[Mikejl]

I hear Woodward is planning a deadline day triple swoop for Varese midfielder Andrea Cristiano, South Korean defender Lee Kyu Ro and Wolfsburg centreback Naldo after online petitions urging United to sign them.

Is Naldos first name Ron? Boost to shirt sales for them if so...