United Thread 2015/16

[The Stockport Iniesta]

What's everyone's thought's on who they will panic buy?

I'm going for Austin. The meltdown will be glorious!

 

[Nightmare Walking]

I would like to point out to the lurking rags that we have scored 10 league goals and Sergio only has one of them. Scoring goals from other areas is not a problem for us, where as the rags seem to be struggling to score goals from any area.

 

[bluemick1]

"Welcome to Trafford Charlie Austin"
Or would they be punching above their weight trying to attract him.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Some pissed up old bird on the bus home to Leigh tonight with her bald headed stone island boyfriend spotted my 93:20 tattoo and thought she'd pipe up with 'Why have you built a new stand when you couldn't fill your old one'

I stood up on the packed bus..stared at her and her wannabe MIB fella and shouted 'AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOO'

Whole bus was laughing

Shut the pair of tits right up..said fuck all the rest of the journey

 

[FantasyIreland]

correctamundo - never forget this fucking thing

Its been said before.....but that banner is what defines the cunts - their support and their hierarchy - each and everyone...... a filthy,self righteous fookin wanker.

Its glorious to see their demise and I know they are hurting far more than we ever did.

 

[Bilboblue]

Some pissed up old bird on the bus home to Leigh tonight with her bald headed stone island boyfriend spotted my 93:20 tattoo and thought she'd pipe up with 'Why have you built a new stand when you couldn't fill your old one'

I stood up on the packed bus..stared at her and her wannabe MIB fella and shouted 'AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOO'

Whole bus was laughing

Shut the pair of tits right up..said fuck all the rest of the journey

Bus wankerrrrrrrrrr

;o)

 

[Helmet Cole]

I would like to point out to the lurking rags that we have scored 10 league goals and Sergio only has one of them. Scoring goals from other areas is not a problem for us, where as the rags seem to be struggling to score goals from any area.

To be fair that lad from west ham scored for them at the start of the season. In fact I think he may still be their joint top scorer in the league.

 

[shallyman]

What's everyone's thought's on who they will panic buy?

I'm going for Austin. The meltdown will be glorious!

Charlie Austin is nothing more than a pub team player IMO, but he scored double the amount of goals that Wilfried Bony did last season.

 

[GeorgeHeslop'sTackle.]

In all seriousness, who of any note would want to join that absolute shambles of a club now.

Particularly when players hear about the way senior pros like Di Maria, Falcao, & Valdes, were treated, by Turtlehead, while they were there.

Herrara allegedly told Otamendi to steer well clear, of the swamp, when the deal was, supposedly nailed on, for him to go there.

DeBruyne also chose us over them... seemingly for less money than they were offering him.... Something which the "ragtops" have conveniently neglected to mention.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Moyes as United manager:PL 51; W 27; D 9; L 15; GF 94; GA 57 ~ £65M

Van Gaal as United manager:PL 50; W 27; D 12; L 11; GF 81 GA 47 ~ £240M