United Thread 2015/16

[Blue Hefner]

I'm sure a highly strung, temperamental winger will be desperate to go there. What could go wrong?

Surely any top level player with an agent can see what's happening there..

They need two forwards, a right side winger/attacker. A number 10, a centre half, probably two and a goal keeper.

Old Eddie is going to have a busy day tomorrow. I'm sure their obvious desperation will be a fantastic foundation of negotiations.

If they were to enquire about someone of the standard of Greizmann I'm sure a fairly high fee would be the starting point.

They have left themselves in a awful position. The reek of incompetence and desperation, it's delightful.

Any top players who are looking for moves will surely look elsewhere. All these players know each other so I'd imagine Di Maria, Falcoa, Hernandez, De Gea, Valdes etc have all been on the blower to thier mates and told them to steer clear unless they fancy one more payday

The only players, I can see, going there will either be young like Depay and 'the new Henry' or his mates like Blind and the Swine.
They really are up shit creek

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

it gets better hahaha http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.../manchester-united-slammed-over-mouse-9964708

I think they'll find they was rats and it was the last home crowd leaving early.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Canal +(a tv station in France) have been on the phone to the DOF in Monaco and he has confirmed they paid €80M for Martial

 

[warspite]

quote of the day at sadcafe:

"The best you can hope for at this point is that LVG accidentally sells himself."

Some of them actually have a sense of humour, my rag Son in Law has locked himself in a darkened bedroom Tonight and refuses to come out, he starts a new job in Bradford Yorkshire Tomorrow it's full of Leeds fans he won't be happy

 

[malg]

Canal +(a tv station in France) have been on the phone to the DOF in Monaco and he has confirmed they paid €80M for Martial

Is that a Clarkie? Can't, absolutely can't be true.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Monaco have told Canal + they have paid €80M for the kid

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

All of us must be still reeling from the Swansea match, but I trust the manager and club to get us results we expect.

So do we raggy boy, so do we.

 

[argyle]

Does anyone else envisage Big Yaya Wilko to look like this?

Big Yaya Wilko is nervous Gil from the Simpsons.

 

[FanchesterCity]

Some of them actually have a sense of humour, my rag Son in Law has locked himself in a darkened bedroom Tonight and refuses to come out, he starts a new job in Bradford Yorkshire Tomorrow it's full of Leeds fans he won't be happy

They have to laugh, or else they'd cry.
The be fair to them, they seem split - between the completely deluded half trying to put a positive spin on everything, and the realistic half wondering what the hell is happening.

 

[bobmcfc]

Is that a Clarkie? Can't, absolutely can't be true.

It's true. BBC sport saying the fee has left people in France absolutely staggered. It's £58m !!!