United Thread 2015/16

[Blueboy Danny]

Am I the only one who's dumbfounded as to why they are focusing on attacking options when their defence is a fucking shambles?

 

[cleavers]

Its been a very good bank holiday weekend, if Carlsberg did weekends......

City ./
Lancashire ./
Chelsea x
Liverpool xx


and united are threatening to make it an absolutely epic weekend.

 

[Yates]

Has De Gea fallen through? If so that is absolutely hilarious, had a Utd fan lauding the waiting game to extract as much as possible from Real Madrid. How much in January? £5M?

 

[TFC]

I saw a rag!
Where?
Pulling out his hair!
Pulling out his hair?
Right there!
A little rag with a norwich scarf on
Well I declare!
Going 'were getting bummed by a turtle'
Oh yeah

Hat, coat, gloves, cane, door.

 

[IBlue]

Just a thought on this, with the amount of players going out and the young player coming in on the drip I imagine. Can there be an issue financially, wonder how much of the hedge fund loans are with chinese financial orgs, who are in a mini crisis, could they be calling the debts in....like I said, just a thougt

 

[malg]

Oh you complete bastard.


'"Where on the stair.."

This transfer window started well for them, Schneiderlin I like, Memphis looks good and that left back they bought seems ok but the last couple of days has seen a couple of weird decisions. Get rid of their other strikers, send a promising youngster who has done it occasionally in the Premier League out on loan, sell one of the worlds best goalies and bring in an inferior keeper and an untested kid from a shit league whilst losing up to 20 million...

It's just madness.

It's been in my head since that fucker Cleavers posted it. It'll be in my head when I go to bed. Cleavers is a ****........official!

 

[Yates]

Am I the only one who's dumbfounded as to why they are focusing on attacking options when their defence is a fucking shambles?

Hilarious isn't it and they're pretty lucky that Smalling has improved or itd be absolute carnage

 

[yankcitizen76]

Man U obviously want to use the De Gea money to fund that ridiculous transfer of that French kid. It's 11:50 on Christmas Eve and they have no presents. Gunna put them back for years, hopefully!

 

[BooksReject]

Just you lot wait until Bale, Ronaldo and Muller turn up at the swamp with Sky Sports exclusives tomorrow. Oh yes, then lets see who has the last laugh

This is just too funny ;)

 

[Helmet Cole]

quote of the day at sadcafe:

"The best you can hope for at this point is that LVG accidentally sells himself."

That is genuinely very funny and shows more wit and humility than is expect from a rag. Is not one of you twats pretending to be scum is it?