United Thread 2015/16

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coleridge said:
You probably won't like this but...

Impressed with Belgium last night. KDB and VK excellent. So were Courtois, Hazard, Lukaka et alia. However, that's about as good as I've seen bog brush play and some parts of his game reminded me a little of a younger Yaya.
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I was worryingly impressed by bog brush's ability with head and chest. It's only his feet that he seems to have a problem with.

For instance, late on in the first half there was a high ball to him which he took on the chest, on the half turn. It dropped into perfect position for him to get his shot away- which of course went 6 yards wide.

Decent header for his goal, too, though KDB did lay it on a plate for him...
 
Pitchfork said:
bigot
noun
  1. a person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions.
Haha Ok mate.. If there is ever a bigger sense of hypocrisy in this entire thread.

Your the touchiest bunch of cunts ever it's hilarious. It's beyond easy to wind you all up. It's always a pure joy reading this thread; You shit on our club with 715 pages of pure filth and I say one joke and you all spit your golden dummies out. Seven HUNDRED and FIFTEEN PAGES. Hahaha. It's almost like you all care secretly. It does your club image no favours being so bitter; it's almost embarrassing. I guess I can see why you have to fill so many pages of United talk being the crummy club you have been for so long. Must be tough.

Go on RedCafe - do you even see a thread with your pathetic excuse for a club in the title? Nope. We're all talking about United. You are not even on our minds. Bless.

For every page you fill of this thread you are providing the few hidden United readers endless joy and laughter. Even if it is at our expense, just knowing that we affect you so much and so deeply is funny. Whether it's the boring jokes, the snippets of quotes from the press downplaying our transfer activity or our incapable manager, it's all gold.

Enjoy getting knocked out by Sevilla in the Champions League,

Keep it up fellas!

Don't give up!
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where do you get your fake Memphis top.. Nomarks and spencers.
 
Shirley said:
A few dozen posters on the Internet is not the same as thousands singing songs about Manchester City week in week out, surely as you say "we are not even on your minds".
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we were on their minds when we were relegation fodder ( the banner) we sure as hell are on their minds now... especially after their embarrassing transfer malarkey.
 
Pitchfork said:
bigot
noun
  1. a person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions.
Haha Ok mate.. If there is ever a bigger sense of hypocrisy in this entire thread.

Your the touchiest bunch of cunts ever it's hilarious. It's beyond easy to wind you all up. It's always a pure joy reading this thread; You shit on our club with 715 pages of pure filth and I say one joke and you all spit your golden dummies out. Seven HUNDRED and FIFTEEN PAGES. Hahaha. It's almost like you all care secretly. It does your club image no favours being so bitter; it's almost embarrassing. I guess I can see why you have to fill so many pages of United talk being the crummy club you have been for so long. Must be tough.

Go on RedCafe - do you even see a thread with your pathetic excuse for a club in the title? Nope. We're all talking about United. You are not even on our minds. Bless.

For every page you fill of this thread you are providing the few hidden United readers endless joy and laughter. Even if it is at our expense, just knowing that we affect you so much and so deeply is funny. Whether it's the boring jokes, the snippets of quotes from the press downplaying our transfer activity or our incapable manager, it's all gold.

Enjoy getting knocked out by Sevilla in the Champions League,

Keep it up fellas!

Don't give up!
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Bigot ?? I think you'll find its pronounced Faggot.
 
Pitchfork said:
bigot
noun
  1. a person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions.
Haha Ok mate.. If there is ever a bigger sense of hypocrisy in this entire thread.

Your the touchiest bunch of cunts ever it's hilarious. It's beyond easy to wind you all up. It's always a pure joy reading this thread; You shit on our club with 715 pages of pure filth and I say one joke and you all spit your golden dummies out. Seven HUNDRED and FIFTEEN PAGES. Hahaha. It's almost like you all care secretly. It does your club image no favours being so bitter; it's almost embarrassing. I guess I can see why you have to fill so many pages of United talk being the crummy club you have been for so long. Must be tough.

Go on RedCafe - do you even see a thread with your pathetic excuse for a club in the title? Nope. We're all talking about United. You are not even on our minds. Bless.

For every page you fill of this thread you are providing the few hidden United readers endless joy and laughter. Even if it is at our expense, just knowing that we affect you so much and so deeply is funny. Whether it's the boring jokes, the snippets of quotes from the press downplaying our transfer activity or our incapable manager, it's all gold.

Enjoy getting knocked out by Sevilla in the Champions League,

Keep it up fellas!

Don't give up!
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Now tell us how you really feel...
 
Mr Pitchfork may I kindly request that you fuck off from this excellent forum,you bitter twab asap. Thanking you in anticipation.
 
coleridge said:
You probably won't like this but...

Impressed with Belgium last night. KDB and VK excellent. So were Courtois, Hazard, Lukaka et alia. However, that's about as good as I've seen bog brush play and some parts of his game reminded me a little of a younger Yaya.
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He's a big lump, if he didn't have such a horrendous first touch then they wouldn't have even got a corner which he scored from. He essentially plays best in behind the striker, where Silva plays and I feel like I'm insulting Silva by mentioning both their names in the same sentence. However he controls it well with his chest...
 
Pitchfork said:
bigot
noun
  1. a person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions.
Haha Ok mate.. If there is ever a bigger sense of hypocrisy in this entire thread.

Your the touchiest bunch of cunts ever it's hilarious. It's beyond easy to wind you all up. It's always a pure joy reading this thread; You shit on our club with 715 pages of pure filth and I say one joke and you all spit your golden dummies out. Seven HUNDRED and FIFTEEN PAGES. Hahaha. It's almost like you all care secretly. It does your club image no favours being so bitter; it's almost embarrassing. I guess I can see why you have to fill so many pages of United talk being the crummy club you have been for so long. Must be tough.

Go on RedCafe - do you even see a thread with your pathetic excuse for a club in the title? Nope. We're all talking about United. You are not even on our minds. Bless.

For every page you fill of this thread you are providing the few hidden United readers endless joy and laughter. Even if it is at our expense, just knowing that we affect you so much and so deeply is funny. Whether it's the boring jokes, the snippets of quotes from the press downplaying our transfer activity or our incapable manager, it's all gold.

Enjoy getting knocked out by Sevilla in the Champions League,

Keep it up fellas!

Don't give up!
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RAG!
noun
1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is torn or worn.
2. rags, ragged or tattered clothing:
The tramp was dressed in rags.
3. any article of apparel regarded deprecatingly or self-deprecatingly,especially a dress:
It's just an old rag I had in the cupboard.
4. a shred, scrap, or fragmentary bit of anything.
5. a person of shabby or exhausted appearance.
6. Informal.
  1. something of very low value or in very poor condition.
  2. a newspaper or magazine regarded with contempt or distaste:
    Are you still subscribing to that rag?
verb (used with object), ragged, ragging.
1. to scold.
2. to subject to a teasing, especially in an intense or prolonged way (often followed by on):
Some of the boys were ragging on him about his haircut.
3. British. to torment with jokes; play crude practical jokes on.

Have a nice day y'all :)
 
Mr Pitchfork! Or should I call you Mr Divot?

Unfortunately that's not true, is it. (bold/underlined)



Go on RedCafe - do you even see a thread with your pathetic excuse for a club in the title? Nope We're all talking about United.You are not even on our minds. Bless


http://www.redcafe.net/threads/bluemoon-goes-into-meltdown.287034/ (this is a gem of a thread if you're a BM member and City fan)

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/our-rivals-squads-next-year-man-city.406472/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/kevin-de-bruyne-man-city-player.408707/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/vincent-kompany-man-city-quadruple-a-matter-of-time.382579/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-city-as-a-world-power.399959/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/city...to-now-and-in-houston-texas-on-friday.405184/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/city-fans-mock-munich-disaster.403459/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/are-city-in-danger-of-missing-out-on-the-champions-league.403406/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/liverpool-or-city.403408/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/citys-next-manager.403415/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/man-citys-progress.386365/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/man-city-agree-to-pay-£500-000-for-a-14-year-old.402216/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-city-manuel-pellegrini.372682/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/chelsea-vs-manchester-city-underwhelming-title-race-clash.400890/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/man-...h-toward-the-fa-cup-and-middlesbrough.400602/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/chelsea-or-city.400297/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/frank-lampard-is-solely-a-city-player.400048/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-citys-new-£200m-training-facility.399069/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-city-facing-financial-fair-play-sanctions.388686/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-manchester-city-disappear-in-few-years.400274/ ;-) (I added that wink)

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-manchester-is-blue-thread.379814/

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TBH I gave up after 50 pages. Phew!

How can I put this?

You f***ing obsessed Rag c***''s! (that feels better :-) )
 
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