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speaking of documentaries i asked my Rag mates why on the trailer for the Ronaldo film there isn't a single clip of him in a United shirt, i said they've missed a trick as surely showing him playing for the biggest club in the world and at his spiritual home it would attract more viewers ? they didn't like it ill tell you
 
karen7 said:
BBC has an hour long documentary on rooney next monday evening

Sexual history heavily airbrushed no doubt
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Heard a bit about it on 5Live this morning (yep, the cunts covered it as news....I fucking hate the BBC). An absolutely startling snippet is that Colleen goes to bed early with the kids, and wakes up to a poem written by Shrek. He writes her poetry all the time.

The chicks will eat that shit up........you included!
 
Just been reading the same that Rooney likes to write poetry for his wife Coleen to show how much he loves her.

Fookin hell...could you imagine the little ditties he must write. Byron must be turning in his grave.
 
Joe Pineapple said:
Just been reading the same that Rooney likes to write poetry for his wife Coleen to show how much he loves her.

Fookin hell...could you imagine the little ditties he must write. Byron must be turning in his grave.
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There was this little old granny
Who Wayne liked a taste of her .....
 
malg said:
Heard a bit about it on 5Live this morning (yep, the cunts covered it as news....I fucking hate the BBC). An absolutely startling snippet is that Colleen goes to bed early with the kids, and wakes up to a poem written by Shrek. He writes her poetry all the time.

The chicks will eat that shit up........you included!
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No way,i wouldn't like that and defo not from that creep
 
Dream Skill by Wayne Rooney
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish I could burp
“I love you”

Horngry by Wayne Rooney
You are pretty
Meat tastes good
Lets make love
Then have a kebab

Beautiful Eyes by Wayne Rooney
When I gaze into your eyes
I can see the reflection of the hot waitress standing behind me
Now I know why people tell others
That they have beautiful eyes
You have beautiful eyes

Meat by Wayne Rooney
Meat
Meat
Meat
Meat

Kicking Stuff by Wayne Rooney
Scoring goals is the best
Karate is awesome too
One time I kicked a pumpkin
Just kidding, I do that all the time
 
karen7 said:
No way,i wouldn't like that and defo not from that creep
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Bollocks, you chicks love that shite (I read it in Cosmo)........if Rooney wrote you a poem, this is how you'd see him:

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malg said:
Bollocks, you chicks love that shite (I read it in Cosmo)........if Rooney wrote you a poem, this is how you'd see him:

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This is how I see him anyway ... at all times I mean. And Karen is lying because she too fancies the arse off him. All red blooded women feel the same. That hair ...
 
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