United Thread 2015/16

[Le Havre Oswald]

Do you live on the United thread?

No mate I just look at this thread just like any other thread. It's just whenever I do have a look you're quoting some nobed from redcafe.

 

[manimanc]

No mate I just look at this thread just like any other thread. It's just whenever I do have a look you're quoting some nobed from redcafe.

I know mate I've been warned about the quotes but I'm down to 1 a week now..:)
I like to go on there when they lose just to see their pain basically.
They're so up their own arse that when they don't win and operation "win every match" goes tits up they are headless chickens and I love it.
We get called on here for hysteria if we don't get a win but fuck me on there it's tenfold.

 

[worsleyweb]

Didn't you shag yer GF's mum?

Yes after we had split up!

 

[Blueforafew]

Obviously not bothered about catching arsenal who are on the same points as us or Leicester who are above them in the league.
No, they aren't obsessed with us...honest.

I'm a bit confused here....why do you keep quoting this guy?

 

[yeseye]

What the actual Fuck is this?



One of the guys saying "You're lucky you're not Gary Neville"

So this will be his next earner when he retires, I can see it now,
"Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, It's the granny shaaaaaggeer"

 

[Vienna_70]

So this will be his next earner when he retires, I can see it now,
"Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, It's the granny shaaaaaggeer"

He'll be the 2020's answer to Giant Haystacks!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

To say I'm not his biggest fan would be an understatement, but even I felt a pang of triumph at him biffin the big bully in front of his kids.
I'd better go and watch the FA Cup loss again to set things right.

 

[moh]

If you ask me I'd say he had found GPC's secret stash

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...-hilarious-video-following-West-Brom-win.html

Pissed as a fart

 

[sir baconface]

Hard to dislike this guy. A bit unnerving really after years of the despised GPC.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Hard to dislike this guy. A bit unnerving really after years of the despised GPC.

He's alright.

He doesn't feel the overwhelming need to disrespect or denegrate other clubs. He never seems to feel compelled to slag off the opposition.

Sure he's a bit crazy. Sure he's eccentric. But personally I really like him and his almost childlike honesty.

I'd definitely go for a pint with him.

As I would with you, SB, for the avoidance of doubt :-)