United Thread 2015/16

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Some people are saying that the BBC is obsessed with the rags, but TV tonight looks pretty good if you ask me.

18.00: Gary Neville tonight
The local news from right across Trafford with world’s number 1 human being Gary Neville.
18.30: Swamps under the hammer
Dion Dublin (Dion effing Dublin, really!?!) takes us to a derelict building in Manchester that Gary “best human being ever” Neville is turning in to a multi million pound hotel…for the good of humanity obviously.
19.00: The Neville Family
With Paul Scholes as Pugsley, Lurch as himself, Nicky Butt as the b*tch and Neville Neville as the fruity father.
19.30 The Rag Show
The Rickshaw Challenge reaches Trafford so we trot out everyone’s favourite people, the glorious class of 92, for no good reason at all, while the kn*bhead and backward kids cycle the rickshaw round the swamp.
20.00: Bell*nders
Some cockney rags’ Sky digital is on the blink and they can’t watch Trafford, or Salford, or FC Un*ted, or some other sh*tehawk outfit live. Meanwhile Rhodri wants his brother dead.
20.30 The Great British W**k off
The 92 boyz get their hand cream and hankies out and try and beat their previous best.
21.00 FILM: The class of 92
Everyone’s favourite bunch of f*ckwits rattle on about sh*te that was boring 10 years ago.
22.00 FILM: The class of 92 (Repeat)
Just in case some f*cker missed it the first time around.
23.00: Me and the brother’s wife
Class of 92 legend Ryan Wilson talks openly about brotherly love and infidelity.
23.30: Embarrassing bodies
Paul Scholes talks about “that” picture of his manhood
24.00: Taggart
There’s been a muurduur and old whiskey-nose isn’t happy about something again.
00.30 – 06.00: BBC News 92
Round the clock news with everyone’s favourite ex-footballers.

I nominate @casualdeyna for post of the year...inspired

 

[casualdeyna]

Is "Through the Toilet Door Keyhole" with Martin Edwards not on tonight?

hahaha, think that is BBC 2

 

[aguero93:20]

I nominate @casualdeyna for post of the year...inspired

+1

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

What about "Trafford Masterchef" where 6 aspiring chefs have to concoct an innovative dish using rotten meat?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

What about "Trafford Masterchef" where 6 aspiring chefs have to concoct an innovative dish using rotten meat?

They tried that, but the winner was found to have bribed the judges. It was all conveniently swept under the carpet, obviously.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

hahaha, think that is BBC 2

And sorry, I should have said: great post, mate :-)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

And sorry, I should have said: great post, mate :-)

Same from me as well. Brilliant post casualdeyna.

 

[casualdeyna]

Proud of that, sit next to a rag in work that was trying to rattle on about Salford on Monday and couldn't quite grasp why I found the whole thing so pathetic. Although I can't quite grasp why rags don't find the whole "class of 92" embarrassing.

It suits that club though, with their embarrassing playground chants, infantile knicknames for players and the swamp. Theatre of dreams my arse, more like Mausoleum of Nightmares.

Oh and did anyone mention attack, attack, attack attack attack?

 

[dennishasdoneit]

+1

and another..take a bow deyna.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is "Through the Toilet Door Keyhole" with Martin Edwards not on tonight?

And what about, "Are You Being Served Dodgy Meat,?" starring his old man?