United Thread 2015/16

[Citizen Green]

Best one was today when a Rag who was on their charity Santa stroll was asked by Sky about sacking Van Turtle... 'We might have to, but we'll be like that other club down the road' or something to that affect. The daft twat not realising that since the turn of the decade they've had more
managers than us.

 

[Squelch]

Saw this and thought I'd share.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news...esirable-neighbours-10590762#ICID=FB-Liv-main

 

[The Ox]

I was walking through Manchester yesterday when a Muslim man dropped his wallet, I picked it up and rushed over to him to give him back his wallet.

He then looked me in the eye and said - "as you performed an act of kindness I am going to give you some advice, don't go near Old Trafford on Saturday the 19th of December"

Why I asked.

He replied - "The football down there is fucking shit at the minute"

 

[SouthStandStander]

I was walking through Manchester yesterday when a Muslim man dropped his wallet, I picked it up and rushed over to him to give him back his wallet.

He then looked me in the eye and said - "as you performed an act of kindness I am going to give you some advice, don't go near Old Trafford on Saturday the 19th of December"

Why I asked.

He replied - "The football down there is fucking shit at the minute"

Think you need to clarify if your trying to be funny there or not. Otherwise you may be getting a visit from anti-terrorism.

 

[Paladin]

I was walking through Manchester yesterday when a Muslim man dropped his wallet, I picked it up and rushed over to him to give him back his wallet.

He then looked me in the eye and said - "as you performed an act of kindness I am going to give you some advice, don't go near Old Trafford on Saturday the 19th of December"

Why I asked.

He replied - "The football down there is fucking shit at the minute"

No clarification needed.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I was walking through Manchester yesterday when a Muslim man dropped his wallet, I picked it up and rushed over to him to give him back his wallet.

He then looked me in the eye and said - "as you performed an act of kindness I am going to give you some advice, don't go near Old Trafford on Saturday the 19th of December"

Why I asked.

He replied - "The football down there is fucking shit at the minute"

The old ones are the best!

 

[Phil1]

Themselves and Liverpool are finally living up to the billing of 'biggest rivalry in football'... In the sense I don't know who to laugh at the most. Fucking shitehawks.

 

[The Ox]

Correct, no clarification required - " United are shit"

 

[Malty]

They sound like they are going to top themselves on RAGCAF

they are not even looking forward to there teams games anymore. LOL

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"I don't like to see managers get sacked...but I want LVG sacked".

No you sanctimonious fucking ****. You were a smug little twat with the GPC in charge, looking down on clubs that dared sack managers, because you thought you'd never have a bad manager. Now it's happening to you, you're having a complete identity crisis, like many of your fellow shitling reds. But don't worry, I'm here to tell you exactly what you are.

You're a whinging little cry-baby who years ago thought he'd backed a dead cert for life, and now that it's all going wrong you want to go against all the principles you thought you had, because you're slowly realising that the "United Way" always was a load of self-approving nonsense.

Fuck United.

Fucking great post that, mate and bang on the fucking money.