United Thread 2015/16

[Tugay One Cup]

He's very young, though, and surrounded by dross.

Very true.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

 

[Pam]

You should see the state of Raf Caf. They've never been so despondent and ranty.

 

[Pam]

Lol

 

[Blue Mist]

This may well be covered on the MOTD thread but it was beautiful to watch the camera pan around to the fans, first the bored ones, then the ones sarcastically cheering a shot and then the dissenting ones. The commentator stuck the knife in as well.

For once the Beeb went off Piste.

 

[City_Sean]

I like how it took a dive against a League one side at home to score.

Diving is part of their #DNA after all.

 

[Feed the Elk]

Just watched the highlights. They really are playing turgid stuff. They are years from being a decent team again and long may their demise continue. Wooney does my head in. That's another world cup winners medal he won last night looking at how he celebrated.

We all know that the rags lack class but the number of times they've been rescued by a stuffy goal against lower league opponents and then celebrate like they've won the fa cup is so embarrassing for them. I'd hate for city players to celebrate like that in that situation.
If, as "the worlds biggest ever club of all time, ever" you cheat a lower league opponent out of a draw then you should be more ashamed of the situation rather than celebratory.
Maybe that's why I'm a blue and not a rag

 

[2sheikhs]

Seriously, why is rooney going completely unpunished for clearly shouting obscenities at the ref?
He was no more than a couple of foot behind him and was screaming, "fucking twat" when he didn't give the decision shrek wanted.
Have the dissent rules been ripped up?

 

[Feed the Elk]

Seriously, why is rooney going completely unpunished for clearly shouting obscenities at the ref?
He was no more than a couple of foot behind him and was screaming, "fucking twat" when he didn't give the decision shrek wanted.
Have the dissent rules been ripped up?

Maybe he has a doctor's note for his referee Tourettes

 

[Sir peace frog]

talking to a couple of match going united fans in the pub last night,you would of thought they had just come from a funeral rather than a 1-0 last minute winner funny as fuck :)

 

[Pam]

This may well be covered on the MOTD thread but it was beautiful to watch the camera pan around to the fans, first the bored ones, then the ones sarcastically cheering a shot and then the dissenting ones. The commentator stuck the knife in as well.

For once the Beeb went off Piste.

Think I'll watch it, in that case

 

[Feed the Elk]

Nice for the rags that the fans have an official spokesman (scholes) in the press to do their cheerleading rather than having to read the piss taking from some sarcastic journo putting the boot in

Imagine if the shoe was on the other foot

 

[Bilboblue]

I like how it took a dive against a League one side at home to score.

Diving is part of their #DNA after all.

Although he clearly over-egged it, it was a definite penalty.

 

[sir baconface]

Seriously, why is rooney going completely unpunished for clearly shouting obscenities at the ref?
He was no more than a couple of foot behind him and was screaming, "fucking twat" when he didn't give the decision shrek wanted.
Have the dissent rules been ripped up?

There was a time when this used to piss me off. The fat cnut's so useless these days, though, I wouldn't want him sent off and banned. A cheeky slap from the ref would be good though.

 

[Pam]

Although he clearly over-egged it, it was a definite penalty.

Which would never have been given in the other end
And has anyone got to the bottom of the six minute injury time thing.

 

[Pam]

There was a time when this used to piss me off. The fat cnut's so useless these days, though, I wouldn't want him sent off and banned. A cheeky slap from the ref would be good though.

I am disgusted with the whole messianic Wooney worship. He is a snarling coyote. If the fat idiot had scored the goal Sergio scored yesterday, we would never have heard the end of it.

 

[Pam]

Although he clearly over-egged it, it was a definite penalty.

Which would never have been given had it been up the other end. And has anyone got to the bottom of the six minute injury time thing by any chance?

 

[KentBlue]

Did they get stick on MoTD? I always fast forward them if they win so I didn't see it.

 

[2sheikhs]

I think the added time was for the pig farmer getting injured and about 5 substitutions. I knew it was coming though so I put 20 quid on a rag win at 5-1.

 

[manimanc]

Every game he's played in probably the last 10 years he's cursed and swore at referees at least 3 or 4 times per game. The fa are continually trying go drive the respect campaign at every given opportunity and we got the captain of England, a supposed role model for young kids, acting like he's woke up hungover on a Sunday morning and is playing for the dog and duck. I played at a decent level and 9 times out of 10 refs would tell you if you tell me to fuckoff or start being abusive it's a straight red. He gets away with murder.